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Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
I've been working on my jump nonstop for the past 2 days and I'm pleased to say that now I finally can.

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I hacked the NBA database and changed the rules. Now the players have to be dogs.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Drunk Nerds posted:

I've been working on my jump nonstop for the past 2 days and I'm pleased to say that now I finally can.

Jump shot, right?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

MakaVillian posted:

Coward

Winning isn't everything; it's the only thing

It's not that I'm a coward. Done it a couple times before and I felt bad about it

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Grey Cat posted:

Can I be the team mascot? Idc the costume just let me go wild.
Can I fight them for this spot? I know how to use nunchucks.
So some point during a match I could do a hilarious slapstick scene where I smack some other dude in the nuts with them.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I’m 3’7” and 400lbs. I just roll around the legs of the opposing team.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Croccers posted:

Can I fight them for this spot? I know how to use nunchucks.
So some point during a match I could do a hilarious slapstick scene where I smack some other dude in the nuts with them.

Would you accept a spot on the cheer squad, as a themed cheerer?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I’m 3’7” and 400lbs. I just roll around the legs of the opposing team.

I am pencilling in you to start this Monday against West Rich Kids. I've got full faith in you kid.

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
ball is life

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

I’m 6”10 and I play ball for the rich kids academy just coming here to say: GBS BASKETBALL SUCKS! I can’t wait to yeet the 3”7” kid into the basket, and spray the sweaty kid with a Costco sized Men’s+Care spray deodorant. Later losers.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Modulo16 posted:

I’m 6”10 and I play ball for the rich kids academy just coming here to say: GBS BASKETBALL SUCKS! I can’t wait to yeet the 3”7” kid into the basket, and spray the sweaty kid with a Costco sized Men’s+Care spray deodorant. Later losers.

Well that's just not good sportsmanship.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Modulo16 posted:

I’m 6”10 and I play ball for the rich kids academy just coming here to say: GBS BASKETBALL SUCKS! I can’t wait to yeet the 3”7” kid into the basket, and spray the sweaty kid with a Costco sized Men’s+Care spray deodorant. Later losers.

you know we are degenerates and thugs, right?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

ball is life

Hell yeah

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you know we are degenerates and thugs, right?

Mumpy, want to talk to you and those friends you have about an "off the books" assignment

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

Mumpy, want to talk to you and those friends you have about an "off the books" assignment

got it covered, coach

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

got it covered, coach

Good job son.

*several back pats

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

Good job son.

*several back pats

*wanted a butt pat*

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

*wanted a butt pat*

Yeah sorry the state told me that's not legal any longer

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

Yeah sorry the state told me that's not legal any longer

yeah, I know fake dad
I mean coach

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

yeah, I know fake dad
I mean coach

Alright now rough them up, but not too rough, get it? We're just sending a message.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

Alright now rough them up, but not too rough, get it? We're just sending a message.

no weapons, got it

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

no weapons, got it

Alright GBS BBALL on 3!

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
*at a Richman Richkids mansion partying it up.*

We're on a few games away from winning the 10th championship in a ROW!

Ain't Nobody gonna stop us.

We are unstoppable.
Not even that rag tag losers GBS HIGH.

They barely beat a bunch of girl scouts!



Whhooo! I'm so drunk that I'm Drunk!


RICH! KIDS!
RICH! KIDS!
RICH! KIDS!
RICH! KIDS!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

*at a Richman Richkids mansion partying it up.*

We're on a few games away from winning the 10th championship in a ROW!

Ain't Nobody gonna stop us.

We are unstoppable.
Not even that rag tag losers GBS HIGH.

They barely beat a bunch of girl scouts!



Whhooo! I'm so drunk that I'm Drunk!


RICH! KIDS!
RICH! KIDS!
RICH! KIDS!
RICH! KIDS!

Actually, we lost to the Girl Scouts.

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you know we are degenerates and thugs, right?

If you hit me my dad will sue you!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

*at a Richman Richkids mansion partying it up.*

We're on a few games away from winning the 10th championship in a ROW!

Ain't Nobody gonna stop us.

We are unstoppable.
Not even that rag tag losers GBS HIGH.

They barely beat a bunch of girl scouts!



Whhooo! I'm so drunk that I'm Drunk!


RICH! KIDS!
RICH! KIDS!
RICH! KIDS!
RICH! KIDS!

They might be better looking than us, and more athletic, and have a better gameplan, but we cheat. And we are good at cheating

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Modulo16 posted:

If you hit me my dad will sue you!

Can't get blood from a stone

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

They might be better looking than us, and more athletic, and have a better gameplan, but we cheat. And we are good at cheating

You secure that poo poo Mumpy! GBS High does not cheat!

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

I box out and set good screens. Pretty good at reverse layups as well.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

You secure that poo poo Mumpy! GBS High does not cheat!

Of course we do not. What was I thinking?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

kdrudy posted:

I box out and set good screens. Pretty good at reverse layups as well.

You're on the team kid. Probably gonna start.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Mmm, mint, cookie, chocolate, and a little somethings I can't quite place. Ah yes, pure HGH.

Coach these girls are juiced up to the max.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
I can do a great one-handed shot from the foul line. Really impressed my high school gym teacher

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

redshirt posted:

Would you accept a spot on the cheer squad, as a themed cheerer?
Hell yeah.
Do I get to fite the opposing team's cheer squad? I'll also accept making out with them to demoralize the opposing team.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

redshirt posted:

Can you box out down under? Move some people around?

You can do it put your rear end in to it.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

You can do it put your rear end in to it.

Hell yeah, just stick it out and start pushing

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Croccers posted:

Hell yeah.
Do I get to fite the opposing team's cheer squad? I'll also accept making out with them to demoralize the opposing team.

Technically I'm not allowed to condone fighting, but.....

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
*rolls around fatly*

We playin yet?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

*rolls around fatly*

We playin yet?

Did you hear what that kid from RKA said about you?

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Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I’m 3’7” and 400lbs. I just roll around the legs of the opposing team.

I didn't know Clarence Beeftank could ball!

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