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I've been working on my jump nonstop for the past 2 days and I'm pleased to say that now I finally can.
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# ? May 4, 2024 22:43 |
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# ? May 24, 2024 21:49 |
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I hacked the NBA database and changed the rules. Now the players have to be dogs.
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# ? May 4, 2024 23:21 |
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Drunk Nerds posted:I've been working on my jump nonstop for the past 2 days and I'm pleased to say that now I finally can. Jump shot, right?
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# ? May 4, 2024 23:24 |
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MakaVillian posted:Coward It's not that I'm a coward. Done it a couple times before and I felt bad about it
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# ? May 4, 2024 23:32 |
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Grey Cat posted:Can I be the team mascot? Idc the costume just let me go wild. So some point during a match I could do a hilarious slapstick scene where I smack some other dude in the nuts with them.
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# ? May 5, 2024 01:16 |
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I’m 3’7” and 400lbs. I just roll around the legs of the opposing team.
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# ? May 5, 2024 01:53 |
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Croccers posted:Can I fight them for this spot? I know how to use nunchucks. Would you accept a spot on the cheer squad, as a themed cheerer?
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# ? May 5, 2024 01:55 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I’m 3’7” and 400lbs. I just roll around the legs of the opposing team. I am pencilling in you to start this Monday against West Rich Kids. I've got full faith in you kid.
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# ? May 5, 2024 01:56 |
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ball is life
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# ? May 5, 2024 02:01 |
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I’m 6”10 and I play ball for the rich kids academy just coming here to say: GBS BASKETBALL SUCKS! I can’t wait to yeet the 3”7” kid into the basket, and spray the sweaty kid with a Costco sized Men’s+Care spray deodorant. Later losers.
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# ? May 5, 2024 03:16 |
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Modulo16 posted:I’m 6”10 and I play ball for the rich kids academy just coming here to say: GBS BASKETBALL SUCKS! I can’t wait to yeet the 3”7” kid into the basket, and spray the sweaty kid with a Costco sized Men’s+Care spray deodorant. Later losers. Well that's just not good sportsmanship.
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# ? May 5, 2024 03:19 |
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Modulo16 posted:I’m 6”10 and I play ball for the rich kids academy just coming here to say: GBS BASKETBALL SUCKS! I can’t wait to yeet the 3”7” kid into the basket, and spray the sweaty kid with a Costco sized Men’s+Care spray deodorant. Later losers. you know we are degenerates and thugs, right?
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# ? May 5, 2024 03:21 |
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:ball is life Hell yeah
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# ? May 5, 2024 03:25 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:you know we are degenerates and thugs, right? Mumpy, want to talk to you and those friends you have about an "off the books" assignment
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# ? May 5, 2024 03:28 |
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redshirt posted:Mumpy, want to talk to you and those friends you have about an "off the books" assignment got it covered, coach
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# ? May 5, 2024 03:31 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:got it covered, coach Good job son. *several back pats
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# ? May 5, 2024 03:35 |
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redshirt posted:Good job son. *wanted a butt pat*
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# ? May 5, 2024 03:36 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:*wanted a butt pat* Yeah sorry the state told me that's not legal any longer
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# ? May 5, 2024 03:37 |
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redshirt posted:Yeah sorry the state told me that's not legal any longer yeah, I know fake dad I mean coach
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# ? May 5, 2024 03:38 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:yeah, I know fake dad Alright now rough them up, but not too rough, get it? We're just sending a message.
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# ? May 5, 2024 03:40 |
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redshirt posted:Alright now rough them up, but not too rough, get it? We're just sending a message. no weapons, got it
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# ? May 5, 2024 03:44 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:no weapons, got it Alright GBS BBALL on 3!
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# ? May 5, 2024 03:45 |
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*at a Richman Richkids mansion partying it up.* We're on a few games away from winning the 10th championship in a ROW! Ain't Nobody gonna stop us. We are unstoppable. Not even that rag tag losers GBS HIGH. They barely beat a bunch of girl scouts! Whhooo! I'm so drunk that I'm Drunk! RICH! KIDS! RICH! KIDS! RICH! KIDS! RICH! KIDS!
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# ? May 5, 2024 03:48 |
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:*at a Richman Richkids mansion partying it up.* Actually, we lost to the Girl Scouts.
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# ? May 5, 2024 03:50 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:you know we are degenerates and thugs, right? If you hit me my dad will sue you!
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# ? May 5, 2024 03:52 |
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:*at a Richman Richkids mansion partying it up.* They might be better looking than us, and more athletic, and have a better gameplan, but we cheat. And we are good at cheating
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# ? May 5, 2024 03:53 |
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Modulo16 posted:If you hit me my dad will sue you! Can't get blood from a stone
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# ? May 5, 2024 03:54 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:They might be better looking than us, and more athletic, and have a better gameplan, but we cheat. And we are good at cheating You secure that poo poo Mumpy! GBS High does not cheat!
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# ? May 5, 2024 03:57 |
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I box out and set good screens. Pretty good at reverse layups as well.
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# ? May 5, 2024 03:58 |
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redshirt posted:You secure that poo poo Mumpy! GBS High does not cheat! Of course we do not. What was I thinking?
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# ? May 5, 2024 04:00 |
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kdrudy posted:I box out and set good screens. Pretty good at reverse layups as well. You're on the team kid. Probably gonna start.
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# ? May 5, 2024 04:00 |
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Mmm, mint, cookie, chocolate, and a little somethings I can't quite place. Ah yes, pure HGH. Coach these girls are juiced up to the max.
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# ? May 5, 2024 06:21 |
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I can do a great one-handed shot from the foul line. Really impressed my high school gym teacher
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# ? May 5, 2024 08:50 |
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redshirt posted:Would you accept a spot on the cheer squad, as a themed cheerer? Do I get to fite the opposing team's cheer squad? I'll also accept making out with them to demoralize the opposing team.
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# ? May 5, 2024 10:47 |
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redshirt posted:Can you box out down under? Move some people around? You can do it put your rear end in to it.
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# ? May 5, 2024 12:19 |
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Sweaty IT Nerd posted:You can do it put your rear end in to it. Hell yeah, just stick it out and start pushing
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# ? May 5, 2024 14:05 |
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Croccers posted:Hell yeah. Technically I'm not allowed to condone fighting, but.....
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# ? May 5, 2024 14:06 |
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*rolls around fatly* We playin yet?
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# ? May 5, 2024 14:24 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:*rolls around fatly* Did you hear what that kid from RKA said about you?
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# ? May 5, 2024 14:27 |
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# ? May 24, 2024 21:49 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I’m 3’7” and 400lbs. I just roll around the legs of the opposing team. I didn't know Clarence Beeftank could ball!
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