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I'm looking for 12 ballers. I don't care how tall you are, just that you can and will shoot the rock. Also, box out on defense. Tell me about your game.
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# ? May 18, 2024 15:01 |
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Can I be the team mascot? Idc the costume just let me go wild.
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# ? May 2, 2024 05:11 |
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Grey Cat posted:Can I be the team mascot? Can you shoot the rock?
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# ? May 2, 2024 05:11 |
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I'll be a safety
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# ? May 2, 2024 05:11 |
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Grey Cat posted:Can I be the team mascot? Idc the costume just let me go wild. But yes. Can you do like a crazy owl or something?
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# ? May 2, 2024 05:12 |
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redshirt posted:Can you shoot the rock? redshirt posted:But yes. Can you do like a crazy owl or something? Yeah! Let me go get my megaphone and practice my HoOOOOOOO.
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# ? May 2, 2024 05:12 |
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Smugworth posted:I'll be a safety 5'6 white guy will never make safety, sorry bud.
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# ? May 2, 2024 05:13 |
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But for real, are there any tall Goons out there? We need some height.
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# ? May 2, 2024 05:14 |
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redshirt posted:But for real, are there any tall Goons out there? We need some height. I'm 6'1" but I'm already putting on the owl pants.
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# ? May 2, 2024 05:14 |
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I'll be the guy who gets it and chucks it every time. Every good basketball team needs a chucker.
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# ? May 2, 2024 05:19 |
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Ginette Reno posted:I'll be the guy who gets it and chucks it every time. Every good basketball team needs a chucker. You're on the team kid. Just chuck it.
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# ? May 2, 2024 05:20 |
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Grey Cat posted:I'm 6'1" but I'm already putting on the owl pants. Maybe you can play like 10 minutes in the 1st quarter and then hit the locker room to change into Crazy Owl costume for end of 2nd quarter and half time.
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# ? May 2, 2024 05:21 |
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redshirt posted:Maybe you can play like 10 minutes in the 1st quarter and then hit the locker room to change into Crazy Owl costume for end of 2nd quarter and half time. Whatever you say, coach.
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# ? May 2, 2024 05:22 |
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Grey Cat posted:Whatever you say, coach. I like your attitude kid
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# ? May 2, 2024 05:23 |
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redshirt posted:You're on the team kid. Just chuck it. Thanks coach *yeets every pass to me at the basket*
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# ? May 2, 2024 05:23 |
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I'll be the designated kicker
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# ? May 2, 2024 05:29 |
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Buttchocks posted:I'll be the designated kicker You're on the team.
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# ? May 2, 2024 05:30 |
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I'll play, but I am terrible at basketball.
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# ? May 2, 2024 05:34 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I'll play, but I am terrible at basketball. Can you box out down under? Move some people around?
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# ? May 2, 2024 05:36 |
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My elbows are probably at the average basketballer's nut level, just fyi.
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# ? May 2, 2024 05:45 |
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gently caress you GBS High! Your rag tag team of losers will never beat the Richman Rick Kids. We've been the All State Champions 9 years in a row! *Does a burn out in my sick 1980's sports car while playing White Snake*
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# ? May 2, 2024 05:45 |
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Das Boo posted:My elbows are probably at the average basketballer's nut level, just fyi. You're on the team kid.
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# ? May 2, 2024 05:49 |
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:gently caress you GBS High! Wow. You see what we're up against??
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# ? May 2, 2024 05:51 |
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redshirt posted:Can you box out down under? Move some people around? I am 6'2", so probably
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# ? May 2, 2024 06:00 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I am 6'2", so probably Nice. You're on the team kid.
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# ? May 2, 2024 06:01 |
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redshirt posted:Nice. You're on the team kid. I also have a pretty big wingspan. Just put me under the basket
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# ? May 2, 2024 06:06 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I also have a pretty big wingspan. Just put me under the basket That's the dawg in you!
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# ? May 2, 2024 06:08 |
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I nominate ZerglingMinor
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# ? May 2, 2024 06:11 |
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loving GBS CRAZY OWLS RULE!!!!!!
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# ? May 2, 2024 06:13 |
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I'm 5'10", smart enough to not double-dribble, and I'm .500 on free throws
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# ? May 2, 2024 06:19 |
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I average 50/40/90 50 pancakes 40 waffles 90 bacon strips
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# ? May 2, 2024 06:21 |
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:I'm 5'10", smart enough to not double-dribble, and I'm .500 on free throws You're on the team kid
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# ? May 2, 2024 06:21 |
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Sex Farm posted:I average 50/40/90 I question your numbers
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# ? May 2, 2024 06:22 |
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Practice at 4PM tonight. We're doing sprints.
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# ? May 2, 2024 14:26 |
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i wish i was a baller…
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# ? May 2, 2024 14:29 |
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I can wear boots and stomp toes. Does that work?
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# ? May 2, 2024 14:38 |
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On The Internet posted:I can wear boots and stomp toes. Does that work? You're on the team kid.
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# ? May 2, 2024 14:39 |
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I’m 3’7”
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# ? May 2, 2024 14:44 |
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Bad Purchase posted:i wish i was a baller… Just to be clear, are you trying out for the team?
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# ? May 2, 2024 14:45 |
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# ? May 18, 2024 15:01 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I’m 3’7” You're on the team kid.
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# ? May 2, 2024 14:46 |