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redshirt posted:Your on the team kid I won't let you down, coach!
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Sorry coach, dog ate my boots. I can't stomp no more.
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May 3, 2024 12:39
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Has anyone figured out what's inside the ball? Maybe that info could be a game changer....
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May 3, 2024 12:57
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redshirt posted:You're on the team kid Oh , thank God, my step-dad was breathing down my neck about this.
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May 3, 2024 13:42
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poo poo, the game starts in 30 minutes!
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May 3, 2024 21:48
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redshirt posted:poo poo, the game starts in 30 minutes! Coach. I just wanna thank you for letting your team play against the local Girl Scout Troop. It's a real moral booster, for our girls to know that they can viable in both the cookie selling business and on the blacktop. Also please be careful with the short one. She's a biter.
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May 3, 2024 21:51
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redshirt posted:poo poo, the game starts in 30 minutes! but my pizza just got here!
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May 3, 2024 23:00
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:Coach. Dang
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May 3, 2024 23:02
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Hooooot! I'm crazy! Hoot.
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May 4, 2024 00:06
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drat, gang, do you want to get owned by a Girl Scout Troup? And not even a very good one, let's be honest!
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May 4, 2024 01:05
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You know I retired from that life after my father was run over by that giant plexiglass hoop. There's no way I can ball again after something that traumatic. Not even if you were down a man with just a 2 point difference with 30 seconds left on the clock...
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May 4, 2024 01:10
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Rich Uncle Chet posted:You know I retired from that life after my father was run over by that giant plexiglass hoop. *Subs in the Golden Retriever
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May 4, 2024 01:12
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Ok I've been practicing and I can spin the basketball on my finger for like 10+ seconds now, check it out Crap, one sec haha Ugh
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May 4, 2024 01:22
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I was just down the coast doing a job and my buddie decide to look into the dumpster. He found a basketball hoop. Should I have kept that to help the team?
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May 4, 2024 02:49
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I brought orange slices for everybody in individual baggies.
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May 4, 2024 03:20
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covidstomper58 posted:I brought orange slices for everybody in individual baggies. Now that is Team Playing!
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May 4, 2024 03:23
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Do orange rinds work like banana peels? I think if we trip the other team a bunch we could gain the advantage here!
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May 4, 2024 03:29
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I notice you said slices when I specifically asked for segments! Now I'm going to get orange juice all over my fingers and what if that makes us lose the big game?
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May 4, 2024 03:29
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Girl Scout Coach: Oh no. Our tallest girl slipped on an orange pill and sprained her ankle. Oh no. Our best 3-point shooter, - the biting girl, just bit dog and was eject from the game! Apparently there are rules for biting a dog?
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May 4, 2024 03:32
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On The Internet posted:Do orange rinds work like banana peels? I think if we trip the other team a bunch we could gain the advantage here! That could hurt someone. I don't like it
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May 4, 2024 03:33
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:Girl Scout Coach: Wait, you got a biting girl too?
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redshirt posted:Wait, you got a biting girl too? Not any more.
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May 4, 2024 03:35
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:That could hurt someone. I don't like it COACH! This nerd doesn't want us to win!
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May 4, 2024 03:35
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:Girl Scout Coach: well, no. But there are probably rules against biting in general. People have teeth too
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On The Internet posted:COACH! This nerd doesn't want us to win! I do. I just want to win legitimately
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May 4, 2024 03:36
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I do. I just want to win legitimately Mumpy there are rules and there are rules
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:well, no. But there are probably rules against biting in general. People have teeth too *Referee opens up the rule book:* Now-now-now seeeya here. Rules number Four-Five-G-Ten If a player from one side of the team bites the lovable dog on the other team that player must be ejected for the rest of the game. This does not apply to other human players of the game. as a biting is only a free throw foul for the effected player. *closes book* mazzi Chart Czar fucked around with this message at 03:47 on May 4, 2024 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I do. I just want to win legitimately Then why don't you play for the Mods? Oh that's right because they haven't won a game in years.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Then why don't you play for the Mods? Oh that's right because they haven't won a game in years. I don't play for the mod because they are fat assholes. I would make them look and feel bad
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*chowin popcorn* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:*Referee opens up the rule buck:* The GBS NBA has a real comprehensive rulebook
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MrQwerty posted:*chowin popcorn* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *egregious sweating* drat this guy's really got our number...
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May 4, 2024 04:18
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:That could hurt someone. I don't like it Coward Winning isn't everything; it's the only thing
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May 4, 2024 06:31
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I like to double dribble. Just sounds cool.
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May 4, 2024 06:45
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I’m 6’5”, but I don’t want to run. Can I just stay at one end of the court while every else runs back-and-forth?
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May 4, 2024 11:16
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Wifi Toilet posted:I’m 6’5”, but I don’t want to run. Can I just stay at one end of the court while every else runs back-and-forth? You're on the team kid.
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May 4, 2024 11:22
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I'm 6'3" and know jack-poo poo about basketball. The last time I threw a ball at a hoop I didn't even hit the backboard. I just need a training montage and I'm sure I'll be great.
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May 4, 2024 17:41
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Internetjack posted:I'm 6'3" and know jack-poo poo about basketball. The last time I threw a ball at a hoop I didn't even hit the backboard. I just need a training montage and I'm sure I'll be great. You're on the team kid
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Finally getting some height, I say to the AD who's also the janitor.
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Sophy Wackles posted:I like to double dribble. Just sounds cool. check out my triple dribble
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