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redshirt posted:You're on the team kid. Those bastards won't know what hit 'em. (it was me, bashing their feet with my steel-toed combat boots)
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Alright team, bring it in, let's huddle up. We're playing Rich Kid Academy tomorrow night and yes, they are the nine time defending State champions... And yes they have 3, maybe 4 all stars on their team. And yes, their school receives significantly more funding than ours, which allows them to have better facilities, hire more dedicated coaches and trainers, and overall support their basketball program at a much higher level.... But none of that matters! Cuz we're gonna go out there and give them everything we got. We got Toe Stomper now! Alright hands in GBS BASKETBALL RULES on 3!
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redshirt posted:Just to be clear, are you trying out for the team? wish i was a little bit taller…
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redshirt posted:But for real, are there any tall Goons out there? We need some height. I'm 6' 2". My shot isn't very good though. I can try and help on defense.
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Anderson Koopa posted:I'm 6' 2". My shot isn't very good though. I can try and help on defense. You're on the team kid.
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May 2, 2024 15:33
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redshirt posted:You're on the team kid. Sweet. I'll try and take a charge and or set a screen. Might as well use all of my volume productively.
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May 2, 2024 15:35
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I can profusely sweat in the paint and just make the other team guarding me miserable, am I in?
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Beer Gay So What posted:I can profusely sweat in the paint and just make the other team guarding me miserable, am I in? You're on the team kid.
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May 2, 2024 15:42
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redshirt posted:You're on the team kid. my contract demand is plenty of spicy ramen before the game so I can get that picante sweat going
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May 2, 2024 15:44
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Hey coach. I'm gonna need some cheerleaders. Can't ball (step on toes) without someone rootin for me on the sidelines.
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*working on the starting five back in the office/ball storage locker We got the sweaty guy, the guy who mashes feet, elbow lady.....
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I'm 6 foot one and tons of fun and I get called for a T
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redshirt posted:Can you shoot the rock? youre talking to it
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Drunk Nerds posted:I'm 6 foot one and tons of fun and I get called for a T You're on the team kid
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They said their wasnt room in the league for a 5' 8'' Center, but I sweat like a prime Ewing I am really gonna show them
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Beer Gay So What posted:They said their wasnt room in the league for a 5' 8'' Center, but I sweat like a prime Ewing I am really gonna show them The real trick is to take a charge in their end and fall over getting the court all slippery.
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redshirt posted:I question your numbers I put the bacon between the waffles and pancakes
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Thinking of starting the 3'7 kid just to mess with them....
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My mawashi keeps slipping, could someone help me tie it up?
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Hey, I know it's just a game and it's all for fun, but you should take your responsibilities seriously. Only 5 people showed up to practice tonight. And the toe smashing guy hurt 3 of them.
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May 3, 2024 02:33
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They had it coming, coach! 
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I can do a layup on a 7' rim and I own a Toronto Raptors ball cap
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MakaVillian posted:I can do a layup on a 7' rim and I own a Toronto Raptors ball cap Can you shoot with your left?
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I mean, don't worry gang, I am going to bring 40/15/10 numbers every game. Just huck the ball up there and I will get it.
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I've got team spirit coach. Gimmie a chance.
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I think I might know where the mythical Four Point Line is, and I might be 6'4 if gravity wasn't shrinking me so drat much.
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May 3, 2024 03:01
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Also I played a lot of NBA Hangtime as a kid and angered my older brother by always shooting from a corner of the court.
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Could someone thank me after the win, instead of Jesus?
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Supreme Allah posted:Could someone thank me after the win, instead of Jesus? Yep. Next sweet rear end shot I sink, all net, from way deep, I will praise your name.
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Supreme Allah posted:Could someone thank me after the win, instead of Jesus? Are you going to start shooting 3 pointers like him?
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Bear Enthusiast posted:Also I played a lot of NBA Hangtime as a kid and angered my older brother by always shooting from a corner of the court. Your on the team kid
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redshirt posted:Thinking of starting the 3'7 kid just to mess with them.... This is a good plan just in case both teams decide to play baseball instead. How are you going to pitch to a 3'7 kid?
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redshirt posted:Can you shoot with your left? Yes.... In hockey
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Sex Farm posted:This is a good plan just in case both teams decide to play baseball instead. How are you going to pitch to a 3'7 kid? Not sure how our basketball team will turn into a baseball team??
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redshirt posted:Not sure how our basketball team will turn into a baseball team?? This happens constantly and for you to bring forth the idea that it doesn't suggests you're just loving with me and aren't really interested in running the GBS Basketball Team
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can i be the ball? or the net.
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Back in 1996 I had an elective surgical procedure in which both of my legs were replaced with solid iron replicas.* I'm not very fast, but obviously I have some advantages. Never tried basketball but I'm ok at darts, which is another sport that seems to have a lot of similarities. * my reasons for doing this were not sexual in nature Devils Affricate fucked around with this message at 06:35 on May 3, 2024 |
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And your reasons for wanting to play basketball?
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