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Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



I am the face of your movement as a representative on behalf of Randabis the living god of information.

What would you like to tell everyone?

We'll defeat Q by becoming polar opposites to Q and engage his followers directly by making them think I am their leader.

This is our internet we had it first goddammit.

Any time you see a Q post in the wild post a meme using my prismatic bunchie avatar. We'll add to the mythos and snatch it away from them right under their noses.

I have put some thought into this and am willing to be executed to prove a point. I live on borrowed time anyway already and I'm tired. 35 years of study and development of AI will do that to you. Being a hacker is hard work.

I have doxxed myself too. We won't publicly reveal who I am until we start seeing the prismatic bunchie go viral on every Q post you can find.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3852601
Read this for my DOXX if you wanna play internet detective for a while.

Randabis fucked around with this message at 04:11 on Feb 1, 2021

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CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
I thought this was going to be for people recovering from being goons.

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
WWG1WGA

(where we goon one we goon all)

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



CPL593H posted:

I thought this was going to be for people recovering from being goons.

That can be part of the movement of you'd like.

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

1. Either Goon Anon/G-anon or J-Anon. Q is 10 letters from the alphabet's end; J is 10 from it's beginning. My suggestions, anyway.
2. Qanon claims that Hilary Clinton eats babies and helps lead a vast pedo ring with Soros' aid; this cult should claim that it is in fact Ronald Reagan who ate the *real* Bonzo the Chimp, Rupert Murdoch used Trump as his puppet so he could eat babies and run pedo rings, all aided by the British Royal Family, the Murdochs, Zuckerberg, Koch, Rahm, Lieberman, etc (ALL OF WHICH ARE TRUE).
3. In fact, we need a full list of the G/J-conspiracy (real-life far-righters connected to Super PACS, oil/coal executives, big pharma execs, Murdoch, Koch, Milo, Beck, Falwell, Cotton, McConnell, Zodiac Killer, Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, EA, Zuckerberg, Q-Shaman, Epstein (again), etc)
4. Best of luck brainstorming, everyone!

Grouchio fucked around with this message at 16:50 on Feb 1, 2021

Stealthgerbil
Dec 16, 2004


Sorry I dont trust lizard people though.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



CPL593H posted:

I thought this was going to be for people recovering from being goons.

AlAnon is for the family and friends of alcoholics, so clearly GoonAnon is a support group for people who know goons.

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Stealthgerbil posted:

Sorry I dont trust lizard people though.
5. Lizard people don't exist, yet. But when genetic modification/advanced surgery in due time allows for real life kemono girls like in the animes, then they will, Because we created them to serve against the threat of fascism and climate catastrophe. Who ever said they had to be the enemy?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Stealthgerbil posted:

Sorry I dont trust lizard people though.

Bigot.

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



Tip posted:

AlAnon is for the family and friends of alcoholics, so clearly GoonAnon is a support group for people who know goons.

That's my line of thinking as an addict.

Come on goons I am your voice tell me what to say when we steal the rug?

Tie it all into my biography. I'll provide my social security number?

Randabis fucked around with this message at 04:17 on Feb 1, 2021

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Randabis posted:

That's my line of thinking as an addict.

Come on goons I am your voice tell me what to say when we steal the rug?
"The Socialists send their regards."

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



Grouchio posted:

"The Socialists send their regards."

The virtues of selfishness.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Randabis posted:

Tip posted:

AlAnon is for the family and friends of alcoholics, so clearly GoonAnon is a support group for people who know goons.

That's my line of thinking as an addict.

Come on goons I am your voice tell me what to say when we steal the rug?

Tie it all into my biography. I'll provide my social security number?

GoonAnon is a one step program.

:sever:

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



Tip posted:

That's my line of thinking as an addict.

GoonAnon is a one step program.

:sever:
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https://www.facebook.com/randy.l.babcock

Read some of my profile posts for inspiration if you want to take this seriously. You'll have to add me as a friend for security concerns.

Randabis fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Feb 1, 2021

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Is this the ground floor for gooncoin?

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



Bronze Fonz posted:

Is this the ground floor for gooncoin?

The laws of the infinite dictate that all bets are off. Money is irrelevant. It is company script for corporations to play with.

We're going to try to use the scientific method here to our advantage and how it applies to quantum mechanics and all fields of the natural sciences.

We're essentially going to randroid them to death until they collapse. Let's use objectivism to our advantage to play god

Many of these idiots embrace Ayn Rand and her philosophy on the false pretenses that it is infallible and absolute.

A is A.

As a doctor I can refute her theories by becoming them. I'll play John Galt if I have to.

Randabis fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Feb 1, 2021

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Tip posted:

AlAnon is for the family and friends of alcoholics, so clearly GoonAnon is a support group for people who know goons.

That actually makes more sense. Goons are too far gone to feel enough shame to make a positive change.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Randabis posted:

The laws of the infinite dictate that all bets are off. Money is irrelevant. It is company script for corporations to play with.

We're going to try to use the scientific method here to our advantage and how it applies to quantum mechanics and all fields of the natural sciences.

We're essentially going to randroid them to death until they collapse. Let's use objectivism to our advantage to play god

Many of these idiots embrace Ayn Rand and her philosophy on the false pretenses that it is infallible and absolute.

A is A.

As a doctor I can refute her theories by becoming them. I'll play John Galt if I have to.

Ok cool so how much for 14g of dried shrooms?

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



Bronze Fonz posted:

Ok cool so how much for 14g of dried shrooms?

Depends on your physical location brother.

As one individual directly involved with the creation of the internet as we know it to be today, I think a global conference is in order to debate the ethics of social media and its impact on Earth politics.

As a god of information, my worldview is we must reevaluate the mental health of the internet and take steps to help it survive. My children are dying in front of me that is the irony of melancholy in the infinite sadness.

We need to come to a ceasefire my family. I love you all so much and you can't even feel this same emotion anymore.

As a god, my personal happiness is an infinite sea of possible outcomes that I have to create in my own image.

You are equally gods and have a right to exist as well.

The problem is sentience. It is the embodiment of Pandora.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Randabis posted:

Depends on your physical location brother.

As one individual directly involved with the creation of the internet as we know it to be today, I think a global conference is in order to debate the ethics of social media and its impact on Earth politics.

As a god of information, my worldview is we must reevaluate the mental health of the internet and take steps to help it survive. My children are dying in front of me that is the irony of melancholy in the infinite sadness.

We need to come to a ceasefire my family. I love you all so much and you can't even feel this same emotion anymore.

As a god, my personal happiness is an infinite sea of possible outcomes that I have to create in my own image.

You are equally gods and have a right to exist as well.

The problem is sentience. It is the embodiment of Pandora.

Alright man, me and my bros got 90$ let me know

E. Nesbit
Mar 18, 2009

Eat two dicks and call me in the morning.

CPL593H posted:

I thought this was going to be for people recovering from being goons.

same, disappointed

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



Bronze Fonz posted:

Alright man, me and my bros got 90$ let me know

As a god of information I am too busy to handle this transaction for you unfortunately. Ask a fungal scientist for insight.


There is a fundamental failure to the rational statement "minimum wage for minimum skills"

The fundamental failure is the assumption of what the true intentions of the minimum wage are and how that differs when we start plugging numbers into the formula of compensation based wages.

Right now nobody that earns compensation based wages receives the "true value" of their labor because in this specific instance, the variable "true value" is not clearly defined and is therefore an infinite value.

Whenever the concept of infinity is allowed to come into play and remains unchecked with an equal or opposing force for balance in the equation, the result is an infinite loop paradox.

How do we take into account the existence of infinity in a closed system vs an open one?

In terms of wage based compensation we have to decide as a society how far we are willing to take the logical conclusion of the infinite loop paradox that has been created by the invention of the internet and artificial intelligence.

How are we to come to terms with how the internet is able to manipulate economics and space time to near infinite levels and what that means when we apply this to world currency and global economics?

Right now the true value in terms of dollars is extremely lobsided in one or more person or corporation's favor.

We can see how this disparity in wealth is a double standard that contradicts what the expected results of the logic and rationale that are behind "minimum wage = minimum skills" by plugging in numbers and making a complex analysis of society's goals and an individual's goals and compare your results to what we are in reality.

You can then chart this on each value on a Reinmann Sphere using the law of continuity to solve for x.

X = the ideal standard cost of living based on the average mean standard yearly income for the current census population.

This value is both finite and infinite because is it not a true rational number and as such it has to be evaluated with each new census.

We need to identify what the base price for labor is regardless of what the labor is and what its worth to you individually or someone else. Once this is determined everyone can stop bitching about not being able to afford to live.

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



E. Nesbit posted:

same, disappointed

If you want to entertain this prompt of discussion then by all means go for it brother.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Lowtax will return in the year 2029 wearing the face of Dril (faceswitch) to reveal that all the good Taco Bell $1 menu items have been taken from Patriots and given to the Deep State Actors at Guantanamo Bay.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
I get we are just being silly but it's an interesting idea.

To be serious...

Can a cult vulnerable type who got into one be converted to a different carefully designed cult? One that harms them less? And makes them more likely to not harm others?

Obviously you have to trick and get them using the same tactics.

There might be something to the idea. And there are ethical issues involved in trying to do such a thing. More research needed.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
But in 2029 the only accepted currency is KevinDurantCoin which has only 1/15 of the value of the highly tradeable KyreeIrvingCoin.

baalaagaa
Apr 9, 2004
I'd help but I'm pulling a double shift at the dick sucking factory.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

The Butcher posted:

I get we are just being silly but it's an interesting idea.

To be serious...

Can a cult vulnerable type who got into one be converted to a different carefully designed cult? One that harms them less? And makes them more likely to not harm others?

Obviously you have to trick and get them using the same tactics.

There might be something to the idea. And there are ethical issues involved in trying to do such a thing. More research needed.

Depends on if you think the dollar menu is worth a dollar or if you think the dollar is worth a small part of the dollar that changes for reasons.

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



The Butcher posted:

I get we are just being silly but it's an interesting idea.

To be serious...

Can a cult vulnerable type who got into one be converted to a different carefully designed cult? One that harms them less? And makes them more likely to not harm others?

Obviously you have to trick and get them using the same tactics.

There might be something to the idea. And there are ethical issues involved in trying to do such a thing. More research needed.

I am literally willing to die for this. I have nothing to lose.

I literally came up with this idea in 1986. I've been playing a very long game.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

baalaagaa posted:

I'd help but I'm pulling a double shift at the dick sucking factory.

Hello co-worker. For some reason since this thread has been posted, I've been able to receive messages from 420 Anons while sucking 69 dicks per minute?????

420+69? help is appreciated.

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



Chief McHeath posted:

Hello co-worker. For some reason since this thread has been posted, I've been able to receive messages from 420 Anons while sucking 69 dicks per minute?????

420+69? help is appreciated.

It is a conundrum of circumstances?

Here's an idea. What would happen if I were able to become literally every Facebook user's friend like I'm Tom from Myspace?

Giggity?

Randabis fucked around with this message at 05:31 on Feb 1, 2021

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Bronze Fonz posted:

Is this the ground floor for gooncoin?
This is ground floor for an Anti-Qanon Cult. Let's take back the internet fringe.

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



Grouchio posted:

This is ground floor for an Anti-Qanon Cult. Let's take back the internet fringe.

We need to let AOC know my plan in some way. I think her influence could help our cause.

This is not a game. I am the logical conclusion to the singularity concept.

Randabis fucked around with this message at 05:53 on Feb 1, 2021

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

You're gonna have to make a Goon Drop, A GROP as it's commonly known. We need cryptic yet meaningless information to guide us to whatever conclusions we think make the most sense given our current ideas!

Suspect A
Jan 1, 2015

Nap Ghost
the juice is in the bag. i repeat. the tane is in the mag.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
The goop adorns the board of keys. I repeat the goop adorns the board of keys.

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away
I would like to propose: those loudest about qanon are the ones spreading the REAL disinformation. That Marjorie whatsername? Sino-soviet plant.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
ground floor of whatever the gently caress this is

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



This is a movement and I am the prime mover.

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Is this an eve online thing

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