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R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

post suggestions for a new one here. current one is a placeholder. thank you

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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Funny Politic

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

CNN Words

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


president donald j trump

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Calibanibal enclosure

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Trumpin' and Humpin' is all that I crave

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

sir!

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Orb

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

home of the famous chapoze tramp homes

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
:d2a:

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


rename cspam to The_Donald - America First!

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

And the United States of America government, when it came to treating her citizens of Indian descent fairly, she failed. She put them on reservations. When it came to treating her citizens of Japanese descent fairly, she failed. She put them in internment prison camps. When it came to treating her citizens of African descent fairly, America failed. She put them in chains, the government put them on slave quarters, put them on auction blocks, put them in cotton field, put them in inferior schools, put them in substandard housing, put them in scientific experiments, put them in the lowest paying jobs, put them outside the equal protection of the law, kept them out of their racist bastions of higher education and locked them into positions of hopelessness and helplessness. The government gives them the drugs, builds bigger prisons, passes a three-strike law and then wants us to sing "God Bless America". No, no, no, not God Bless America. God drat America — that's in the Bible — for killing innocent people. God drat America, for treating our citizens as less than human. God drat America, as long as she tries to act like she is God, and she is supreme. The United States government has failed the vast majority of her citizens of African descent.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
C-Spam: For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing-you who dread knowledge-I am the man who will now tell you." The chief engineer was the only one able to move; he ran to a television set and struggled frantically with its dials. But the screen remained empty; the speaker had not chosen to be seen. Only his voice filled the airways of the country-of the world, thought the chief engineer-sounding as if he were speaking here, in this room, not to a group, but to one man; it was not the tone of addressing a meeting, but the tone of addressing a mind. 

"You have heard it said that this is an age of moral crisis. You have said it yourself, half in fear, half in hope that the words had no meaning. You have cried that man's sins are destroying the world and you have cursed human nature for its unwillingness to practice the virtues you demanded. Since virtue, to you, consists of sacrifice, you have demanded more sacrifices at every successive disaster. In the name of a return to morality, you have sacrificed all those evils which you held as the cause of your plight. You have sacrificed justice to mercy. You have sacrificed independence to unity. You have sacrificed reason to faith. You have sacrificed wealth to need. You have sacrificed self-esteem to self-denial. You have sacrificed happiness to duty. 

"You have destroyed all that which you held to be evil and achieved all that which you held to be good. Why, then, do you shrink in horror from the sight of the world around you? That world is not the product of your sins, it is the product and the image of your virtues. It is your moral ideal brought into reality in its full and final perfection. You have fought for it, you have dreamed of it, and you have wished it, and I-I am the man who has granted you your wish. 

"Your ideal had an implacable enemy, which your code of morality was designed to destroy. I have withdrawn that enemy. I have taken it out of your way and out of your reach. I have removed the source of all those evils you were sacrificing one by one. I have ended your battle. I have stopped your motor. I have deprived your world of man's mind. 

"Men do not live by the mind, you say? I have withdrawn those who do. The mind is impotent, you say? I have withdrawn those whose mind isn't. There are values higher than the mind, you say? I have withdrawn those for whom there aren't. 

"While you were dragging to your sacrificial altars the men of justice, of independence, of reason, of wealth, of self-esteem-I beat you to it, I reached them first. I told them the nature of the game you were playing and the nature of that moral code of yours, which they had been too innocently generous to grasp. I showed them the way to live by another morality-mine. It is mine that they chose to follow. 

"All the men who have vanished, the men you hated, yet dreaded to lose, it is I who have taken them away from you. Do not attempt to find us. We do not choose to be found. Do not cry that it is our duty to serve you. We do not recognize such duty. Do not cry that you need us. We do not consider need a claim. Do not cry that you own us. You don't. Do not beg us to return. We are on strike, we, the men of the mind. 

"We are on strike against self-immolation. We are on strike against the creed of unearned rewards and unrewarded duties. We are on strike against the dogma that the pursuit of one's happiness is evil. We are on strike against the doctrine that life is guilt. 

"There is a difference between our strike and all those you've practiced for centuries: our strike consists, not of making demands, but of granting them. We are evil, according to your morality. We have chosen not to harm you any longer. We are useless, according to your economics. We have chosen not to exploit you any longer. We are dangerous and to be shackled, according to your politics. We have chosen not to endanger you, nor to wear the shackles any longer. We are only an illusion, according to your philosophy. We have chosen not to blind you any longer and have left you free to face reality-the reality you wanted, the world as you see it now, a world without mind. 

"We have granted you everything you demanded of us, we who had always been the givers, but have only now understood it. We have no demands to present to you, no terms to bargain about, no compromise to reach. You have nothing to offer us. We do not need you. 

"Are you now crying: No, this was not what you wanted? A mindless world of ruins was not your goal? You did not want us to leave you? You moral cannibals, I know that you've always known what it was that you wanted. But your game is up, because now we know it, too. 

"Through centuries of scourges and disasters, brought about by your code of morality, you have cried that your code had been broken, that the scourges were punishment for breaking it, that men were too weak and too selfish to spill all the blood it required. You damned man, you damned existence, you damned this earth, but never dared to question your code. Your victims took the blame and struggled on, with your curses as reward for their martyrdom-while you went on crying that your code was noble, but human nature was not good enough to practice it. And no one rose to ask the question: Good?-by what standard? 

"You wanted to know John Galt's identity. I am the man who has asked that question. 

"Yes, this is an age of moral crisis. Yes, you are bearing punishment for your evil. But it is not man who is now on trial and it is not human nature that will take the blame. It is your moral code that's through, this time. Your moral code has reached its climax, the blind alley at the end of its course. And if you wish to go on living, what you now need is not to return to morality-you who have never known any-but to discover it. 

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

alternatively

c-spam: AMERICA'S CHICKENS COMIN' HOME TO ROOST

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Cuck-SPAM

Pepperoneedy
Apr 27, 2007

Rockin' it



C-SPAM: incredibly powerful fire retardant asbestos

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

rename cspam to The_Donald - America First!

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

c-spam: retarded for bustin'

Metal Cat
Dec 25, 2017
C-SPAM: im gay, trump, etc

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Pepperoneedy posted:

C-SPAM: incredibly powerful fire retardant asbestos

cspam: incredibly powerful retards on fire

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

rename cspam to The_Donald - America First!

doesnt boosted get off of probation soon? would be a homecoming

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
ayup

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
WELCUM 2 THE BONE ZONE

Metal Cat
Dec 25, 2017
Even better idea: instead of just renaming the subtitle, rename the forum to TRUMP and change the forum background to TRUMP in huge gold letters.

swimsuit
Jan 22, 2009

yeah
buttons as praxis

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
As a reward for serving his time and being right about Trump, Boosted can never be probated again no matter what

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

The Postingburo

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

president donald j trump

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:
The Old Colossus

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

babypolis posted:

The Postingburo

Not bad

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
much like ur penis op :)

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

hers a anecote for u jeb. get a load of this BS.

when they opened the scary story haunted whatever forum a mod, dont remember who was asking for subtitles. most sucked. i said

the ectoplaza

it got rejected for some pos title. can u believe that?i still dont

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Orkin Mang posted:

hers a anecote for u jeb. get a load of this BS.

when they opened the scary story haunted whatever forum a mod, dont remember who was asking for subtitles. most sucked. i said

the ectoplaza

it got rejected for some pos title. can u believe that?i still dont

No. But imagine the ecstasy that would fill your whole being if you read a title that actually WAS better than the ectoplaza

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

9/11 2: judgement day

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
The Benghazi Expanded Universe

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



C-SPAM: Oh I get it its a pun

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."
C-SPAM 9/11 was an inside jeb

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Wolfsheim posted:

C-SPAM 9/11 was an inside jeb

which part of the plane are we talking about. or planes, if u think there was more than the one.

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ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

In Islamic tradition jihad or the struggle in the way of God, whether as armed struggle, or any form of opposition of the wrong, is generally regarded as one of the essential requirements of a person's faith as a Muslim. Shi'î tradition carried this requirement a step further, making jihad one of the pillars or foundations (arkan) of religion. If, therefore, Husayn's struggle against the Umayyad regime must be regarded as an act of jihad, then, In the mind of devotees, the participation of the community in his suffering and its ascent to the truth of his message must also be regarded as an extension of the holy struggle of the Imam himself. The hadith from which we took the title of this chapter states this point very clearly. Ja'far al-Sadiq is said to have declared to al-Mufaddal, one of his closest disciples, 'The sigh of the sorrowful for the wrong done us is an act of praise (tasbih) [of God], his sorrow for us is an act of worship, and his keeping of our secret is a struggle (jihad) in the way of God'; the Imâm then added, 'This hadith should be inscribed in letters of gold'.

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