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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Shageletic posted:

Professor X: to me, my voters

I hope everyone votes.

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Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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What's the answer? Live in fear and panic from these assholes? The people who died sure didn't.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

just stop being afraid

bing bong so simple

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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kazil posted:

just stop being afraid

bing bong so simple

This entire thread is about how stupid small minded fake and fragile these people are.
But we're also scared of them?

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT
Imagine being 80 and going to prison or jail for shady poo poo crimes or being an rear end in a top hat to people trying to get access to family planning care - like just be old and live out your days in wallowing hatred in a BarcaLounger watching YouTube of Andy Rooney you old fucks.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Preoptopus posted:

This entire thread is about how stupid small minded fake and fragile these people are.
But we're also scared of them?

small minded fake and fragile can be extremely harmful if they have power, you dolt

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Preoptopus posted:

What's the answer? Live in fear and panic from these assholes? The people who died sure didn't.

Vote! In EVERY election, and I emphasize that because there are elections happening all the time that you are part of, and probably unaware of. For county sheriff, etc.

Donate money if that's what you can do.

Donate time and effort and energy for a campaign, contact them, they will put you to work and be so grateful for your effort!

Talk! Talk to your family, your friends, about our hosed up political situation.

Lammasu
May 8, 2019

lawful Good Monster

Steadiman posted:

But Steve Bannon said the government would never get to Rudy

https://x.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1791820378580377901

It's like the government officials didn't even listen to Steve's podcast. Sad

With Bannon going to jail maybe Ruby can move into his ditch.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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трø ÿþ трø ÿþûþÑÂúø

kazil posted:

small minded fake and fragile can be extremely harmful if they have power, you dolt

All I'm saying is that if you look back in history through all the awful evil poo poo that has ruled over human souls. The Maga movement is the weakest most performative bullshit that has ever existed. loving salty rear end fake rear end pussies all of them.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Preoptopus posted:

What's the answer? Live in fear and panic from these assholes? The people who died sure didn't.

A couple of things (not aimed at you, everyone in the thread in general).

If you get a majority of your news on all things Trump from this thread, remember that this thread is a very condensed version of Trump World News.

People from various places in society who are in the know about the things we are interested in and come here for in the thread's various incarnations, are giving us the rundown on things that many other people in society may have only a peripheral sight on and are not privy to. We're full-on looking at it all, and are understandably concerned at what we read and see.

The other thing I'd like you to consider is, do the extreme things you read about in the thread directly affect you, yourself? It's one thing to read about heinous acts occurring and another to be actually experiencing it in your day to day life.

That isn't meant to in any way downplay the heinousness, I just want you all to consider that maybe extreme people are acting extreme, and are not the norm. In places that aren't near you.

Maybe republicans want EVERYONE to think that everything is under threat, and not jus their base, or perhaps other third-Party anti-US actors are stirring up the pot for another election year, without any care at all to the damage it does to our society.

Just something to think about, because I give a poo poo about you guys.

Renreeja
Oct 11, 2007

I heard one of the officials hid in a giant birthdaycake and Rudy was hornily rubbing his hands together expecting a stripper to pop out, well the official popped out and served rudy which shattered his fragile shoulder girdle

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Preoptopus posted:

All I'm saying is that if you look back in history through all the awful evil poo poo that has ruled over human souls. The Maga movement is the weakest most performative bullshit that has ever existed. loving salty rear end fake rear end pussies all of them.

ok but people are already dying

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

âрø ÿþûþÑÂúø,
трø ÿþ трø ÿþûþÑÂúø

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

A couple of things (not aimed at you, everyone in the thread in general).

If you get a majority of your news on all things Trump from this thread, remember that this thread is a very condensed version of Trump World News.

People from various places in society who are in the know about the things we are interested in and come here for in the thread's various incarnations, are giving us the rundown on things that many other people in society may have only a peripheral sight on and are not privy to. We're full-on looking at it all, and are understandably concerned at what we read and see.

The other thing I'd like you to consider is, do the extreme things you read about in the thread directly affect you, yourself? It's one thing to read about heinous acts occurring and another to be actually experiencing it in your day to day life.

That isn't meant to in any way downplay the heinousness, I just want you all to consider that maybe extreme people are acting extreme, and are not the norm. In places that aren't near you.

Maybe republicans want EVERYONE to think that everything is under threat, and not jus their base, or perhaps other third-Party anti-US actors are stirring up the pot for another election year, without any care at all to the damage it does to our society.

Just something to think about, because I give a poo poo about you guys.

You make an important point. Heard.

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio



the hood needs to be a bit more pointy

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012


I'm having trouble following this, she assertively told her husband he's not allowed home until he fucks someone?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Scags McDouglas posted:

I'm having trouble following this, she assertively told her husband he's not allowed home until he fucks someone?

Yes, they are swinger sex weirdos who get mad about trans people

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Scags McDouglas posted:

I'm having trouble following this, she assertively told her husband he's not allowed home until he fucks someone?

Yes. The more quality spouses like it when their husband fucks other women because it signals that their husband is still attractive and high value.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

robot roll call posted:

the hood needs to be a bit more pointy

Now that you mention it, I think someone in the thread did an edit with that, lol

Jalumibnkrayal
Apr 16, 2008

Ramrod XTreme
There will be a blue wave in November as long as:

1) Average national gas price doesn't begin with $5.xx
2) Biden doesn't have a public stroke or heart attack.
3) No one tries to assassinate Trump.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

Steadiman posted:

But Steve Bannon said the government would never get to Rudy

https://x.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1791820378580377901

It's like the government officials didn't even listen to Steve's podcast. Sad

average BAC at the table? .25?

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

bird with big dick posted:

Yes. The more quality spouses like it when their husband fucks other women because it signals that their husband is still attractive and high value.

So a reverse-cuck, or kcuc

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005



LordSloth posted:

To spare everyone who dislikes Stephen Colbert, the timestamp should save you four minutes of your life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEB0Wde2pow&t=254s

I can't believe that clip from Rudy's show is real, but it probably is.

From pages ago but just want to say that I really appreciate that they did the theme song a capella. I used to love the game show as a kid and the house band was an a capella group, it was so cool.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Jalumibnkrayal posted:

There will be a blue wave in November as long as:

1) Average national gas price doesn't begin with $5.xx
2) Biden doesn't have a public stroke or heart attack.
3) No one tries to assassinate Trump.

What if "TRUMP" blows his own limo up on live tv and then pretends to have amnesia

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


MrQwerty posted:

What if "TRUMP" blows his own limo up on live tv and then pretends to have amnesia

TRUMBO HAS FALLEN, I REPEAT, TRUMBO HAS FALLEN

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

MrQwerty posted:

What if "TRUMP" blows his own limo up on live tv and then pretends to have amnesia

We all have to meet up somewhere in the world for a Goonmeet and have a tickle fight.

DON'T YOU READ THE THREAD RULES?!?!?!ONE!11

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

He shid his own pant

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio


MrQwerty posted:

What if "TRUMP" blows his own limo up on live tv and then pretends to have amnesia

remember when Vince McMahon's limo exploded on WWF and Trump called to ask if he was ok

KinkyJohn
Sep 19, 2002

Jalumibnkrayal posted:

There will be a blue wave in November as long as:

1) Average national gas price doesn't begin with $5.xx
2) Biden doesn't have a public stroke or heart attack.
3) No one tries to assassinate Trump.

Oh poo poo, the GOP are going to assassinate Trump aren't they

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

KinkyJohn posted:

Oh poo poo, the GOP are going to assassinate Trump aren't they

Why do you think mad pipe bomber MTG hangs out on the tarmac every time his plane lands in Georgia?

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Bannon's face being THAT red while just sitting still is surely a sign of horrendously poor physical health, right? Like, there's no explanation other than "he's a severely out-of-shape slob" as far as I know.

He claimed to not drink in the past, didn't he? Because he looks like an overweight person who's also extremely stressed out all the time and thus drinks an entire fifth of bourbon every evening due to it, culminating in his face looking like a stop sign. Not saying he does drink like that. I'm saying that's what he looks like, imo.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Renreeja posted:

I heard one of the officials hid in a giant birthdaycake and Rudy was hornily rubbing his hands together expecting a stripper to pop out, well the official popped out and served rudy which shattered his fragile shoulder girdle

That's odd, I haven't seen this Garrison cartoon but you're describing it perfectly.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Catastrophe posted:

Bannon's face being THAT red while just sitting still is surely a sign of horrendously poor physical health, right? Like, there's no explanation other than "he's a severely out-of-shape slob" as far as I know.

He claimed to not drink in the past, didn't he? Because he looks like an overweight person who's also extremely stressed out all the time and thus drinks an entire fifth of bourbon every evening due to it, culminating in his face looking like a stop sign. Not saying he does drink like that. I'm saying that's what he looks like, imo.

He’s really fat. Hth.

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin
I strongly suspect that Bannon, like Breitbart before him, loving loves cocaine

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I assume that's vodka in Bannon's water bottle.

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Catastrophe posted:

Bannon's face being THAT red while just sitting still is surely a sign of horrendously poor physical health, right? Like, there's no explanation other than "he's a severely out-of-shape slob" as far as I know.

He claimed to not drink in the past, didn't he? Because he looks like an overweight person who's also extremely stressed out all the time and thus drinks an entire fifth of bourbon every evening due to it, culminating in his face looking like a stop sign. Not saying he does drink like that. I'm saying that's what he looks like, imo.

Maybe he stood out in the sun for a little too long.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Scags McDouglas posted:

Oh I can hook you up, I clicked on it.

There was still targeted blurring, but I saw what I believe to be three guys on their hands and knees, all facing outwards with their asses in a short triangle where the blurring took place.

Maybe there was a sun lamp in the middle and they were just doing some wholesome, manly scrotum tanning.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Froghammer posted:

I strongly suspect that Bannon, like Breitbart before him, loving loves cocaine

Donald Trump doesn't drink or do drugs, he just does speed all the time.

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



Catastrophe posted:

Bannon's face being THAT red while just sitting still is surely a sign of horrendously poor physical health, right? Like, there's no explanation other than "he's a severely out-of-shape slob" as far as I know.

He claimed to not drink in the past, didn't he? Because he looks like an overweight person who's also extremely stressed out all the time and thus drinks an entire fifth of bourbon every evening due to it, culminating in his face looking like a stop sign. Not saying he does drink like that. I'm saying that's what he looks like, imo.

His blood is trying to escape his body to get away from all the awful stuff he recreationally puts in it

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

MrQwerty posted:

Donald Trump doesn't drink or do drugs, he just does speed all the time.

It’s loving wild to me that a 70+ year old morbidly obese guy who eats fast food and takes tons of adderall is still alive somehow

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Frank Frank posted:

It’s loving wild to me that a 70+ year old morbidly obese guy who eats fast food and takes tons of adderall is still alive somehow

Truthin at 1AM, in court next morning at 9. It's impressive.

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