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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:You mean the cussy?
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Can't frunk there mate
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May 3, 2024 20:59
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Not a cybertruck, but pretty dumb behavior too. https://imgur.com/zKsRCsM.mp4 https://imgur.com/EG7U4B5.mp4 https://imgur.com/rurgDrF (judging by the cheers he was ok)
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May 3, 2024 21:02
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Soul Dentist posted:Please stop saying "frunk" like it's a normal non-perverted thing to say The Br*tish call it a “froot”.
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mrfart posted:Not a cybertruck, but pretty dumb behavior too. These were all great. Its a good thing that truck has such puffy tires or he might have hurt his legs when they were both sandwiched between the truck and the rock.
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May 3, 2024 21:08
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Platystemon posted:The Br*tish call it a “froot”. Truck fanny.
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Lol, all I can think of is those pandas from a while back. Just a constant slow motion trainwreck as they attempt to traverse the world
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I do want to pop in and say my 2016 VW does the increasing force thing on the automatic windows, so there's a little squeeze, double squeeze and then it simply smashes your arm or whatever. It's not that strong, I expect, but it's right in the manual. I have not tried it, and only one person doubted me and went second after I demonstrated it would bounce back, though he did comment it was a proper squeeze of his forearm.
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May 3, 2024 22:08
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My Acadia's hatch will just stop halfway and fully reopen if it detects anything in it's way. Like seriously, why would you intentionally design it to just increase it's closing force?
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May 3, 2024 22:18
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Captain Hygiene posted:Lol, all I can think of is those pandas from a while back. Just a constant slow motion trainwreck as they attempt to traverse the world This is poetry
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May 3, 2024 22:19
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Hippocrass posted:Would you prefer 'shrimp cooler'? Please, it's shrooler
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May 3, 2024 22:35
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Hippocrass posted:My Acadia's hatch will just stop halfway and fully reopen if it detects anything in it's way. Because it is a design that assumes enemy action.
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May 4, 2024 01:20
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The whole election has been hilarious to follow today (it's only for councils/mayoral stuff, so not a full on General Election, but still an incredibly poor result lol)
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May 4, 2024 01:26
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I love it, you just know if they let him through he was just going to use it as a means to scream about election fraud too
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Soul Dentist posted:Please stop saying "frunk" like it's a normal non-perverted thing to say I'ma chomp chomp chomp your thumb Chomp it right off with my frunk My frunk My frunk my frunk my frunk This awful Tesla junk Check it out!
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Sentient Data posted:I love it, you just know if they let him through he was just going to use it as a means to scream about election fraud too Can't go to parties during a pandemic either! smh they used to be a real country.
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https://i.imgur.com/kkF8ewL.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/AwGTXnO.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/lxBOzR9.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/T23wPe2.mp4
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May 4, 2024 06:35
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Boo! by
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The state of education is never a mistake. They make sure you learn what they want you to learn 
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:The state of education is never a mistake. They make sure you learn what they want you to learn what will be my fate? will i become burger, the same as i eat?
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May 4, 2024 07:34
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 Very impressed that nobody appears to be dead or seriously maimed there
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May 4, 2024 07:35
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Isn't that kind of tire reseating temporary at best, anyway? I dimly recall being told it was bad long-term but I can't recall where I heard it or from who
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It's only temporary in the sense that it needs regular air immediately to stay inflated, otherwise it'll just pop right of the rim from the negative relative pressure inside
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cult_hero posted:So the trunk just keeps slamming itself harder and harder until it latches? And it's run by a learning algorithm? It sounds so stupid, I thought I had to be understanding it wrong. But, no, that's exactly what it does. Same idiot as last time puts larger and larger things in his trunk and counts how many times it takes to cut them in half: https://twitter.com/jeremyjudkins_/status/1786446577965359598
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May 4, 2024 07:48
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Off to the nws pics but not really thread you go
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Musketeers running to defend lovely design with "actually you forced the truck to amputate your fingers". its a bold play john, lets see it it pays off.
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May 4, 2024 08:34
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Megillah Gorilla posted:It sounds so stupid, I thought I had to be understanding it wrong. But, no, that's exactly what it does. https://twitter.com/jeremyjudkins_/status/1786462141173715246?t=PesAX-NJYOxac03lmNrTcQ&s=19 Ironically it's impossible to make someone learn when their income depends on being the massivest moron
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How much force do you need to close a frunk? No idea, but put a large honking motor in there because we're going to need some hydraulic press channel poo poo to force it closed in case they do go for that cheap rear end lock. When will we know? No idea, post sale most likely. Dial it back tho, and put some ~algorithms~ in there so we can hotfix it later in a patch, it'll be fine
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May 4, 2024 09:05
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“It has an ALGORITHM” is like Lucky’s Strikes’ “They’re toasted.” Everything has an algorithm, dipshit. It comes free with your computer control.
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Platystemon posted:“It has an ALGORITHM” is like Lucky’s Strikes’ “They’re toasted.” Your fingers are toasted if you stick em in a cybertruck boot hinge
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Platystemon posted:“It has an ALGORITHM” is like Lucky’s Strikes’ “They’re toasted.” The CyberTruck: "It's About Happiness" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SsnkXH2mQY&t=197s
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I think that we shouldn't be giving our machines algorithms that help them learn how much force is needed to break human body.
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About a lathesworth should do it.
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Nenonen posted:I think that we shouldn't be giving our machines algorithms that help them learn how much force is needed to break human body. Could we collaborate with the youtube hydraulic press guy?
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Megillah Gorilla posted:It sounds so stupid, I thought I had to be understanding it wrong. But, no, that's exactly what it does. I don't own an automatic trunk but is it standard to put the button inside the trunk, forcing you to place your hand in the pathway of the giant bladed jaw in order to make it close?
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Nenonen posted:I think that we shouldn't be giving our machines algorithms that help them learn how much force is needed to break human body. One of the medical companies that advertised at uni a decade ago had a rep who went into detail about how they had a calibrated machine to break the legs of sedated monkeys so they could work out both how much force their internal fixature thing they'd developed would need to resist in use then check if it actually worked on the broken legged monkies. Incredibly psychotic stuff and one of the reasons I didn't do medical mechanical engineering. Absolute ethical hell.
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May 4, 2024 10:57
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It's usually on the inside of the trunk near the top, so you push the button and can easily get your hand out of the way. But you know, tesla.
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You can put a bit of cheese or sausage on the button.
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