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Scribbleykins
Apr 29, 2010

Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

...

What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

...

Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!
Grimey Drawer
WRECKER 9: Upyrass Gattahell


x3

HP: 4/4 | MV: 2 | DR: 0 (2-3) | HazDR: 0 | Hit TN: 7 | Scrap: 0 | Luxe: 49 (+2) | Kills: 11 (+1) | Heat: 4
Belt: 3/3 Med | 0/4 Power | 3/3 Air | Weapons: 2/2 | Minions: 2/2 | Scans: +1 Beast, +4 Synth, +1 Mutant | Rig Power: 0/3 | Hatch: Popped
Aug - Spinal Array: +1 Scan Range

"Saltshedding bannedshee."

Gattahell turned a red glare onto the GLOBs as her DVEye lit up at the sight of the last jammy bastard among their ranks.

"An here Gatta thot ya kind could hardle get worsen. Course dey gotta make de stick-up stinker brand too."

Spitting, she turned the simmering gaze at the MBC that had joined her in the cockpit.

"An waddevah happened ta ya hardskin? YEETCorp find de armor weigh ya down?"

ACT: Tight Scan MBC (+1 Mutant scan)
freeSCAN: Tight Scan "snatch" GLOB 3 (+1 Beast scan)

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Swedish Thaumocracy
Jul 11, 2006

Strength of >800 Men
Honor of 0
Grimey Drawer
WRECKER 4: Miiranda 5a.m.



DEATHCASHE: 1x 5AM rifle, 1xMedikit, 1xDiver Infernista, 1xJam 1xAugticket

Stats:
HP: 4/4 Move: 2
DR: 0 | HazDR: 2 rad / 1 forced move | TN: 4+1
CRED: 0 | Declared: YEETCorp | Sponsor: Galaxploitation
Belt Tokens: 3/3 Med // 2/3 Power // 3/3 Air
Scrap: 0 Luxe: 14
Hazard Tokens: N/A

Alterations:
Mutation - Luminous Excreta: ACT to restore 3 HP to a target other than the user in the same hex (+1 per Rad); target receives 1 Rad.
Aug - Trauma Webbing: Spend all Med Units to reduce damage from a single combat sequence or hazard by the number of Units spent.


Class Abilities:
Manhandles: 1d6/1 base melee attack
Brawl: +1up/1dmg per empty weapon slot (currently +2up/2dmg)
Counter: Power Attacks add pre-DR incoming damage to outgoing damage.
Unfettered: +1 MOV and +1 TN if no armour is equipped. (Currently INACTIVE)


---

Miiranda 5a.m. ran up to Lisellote and pushed a box of heavy armour into her hands with a wink.
"You need this more than me Babe!"

Turning to the nearest cameradrone, she segwayed into a spot that managed to be at once both enticing and droll, promoting a skeezily produced slapstick trideo dramady of labour union riots gone bad.

fACT: SwaptMEET: Give Poisenr to Liselotte
ACT: Promo

Theantero
Nov 6, 2011

...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....
WRECKER 7: Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD


HP: 1/2 Move: 2 Scrap: 0 Luxe: 58
DR: 0 Normal / 2 Spectral HazDR: none
Trauma Counter: 0/5
Belt Tokens: 3/3 Med // 1/3 Power // 3/3 Air
Hazard Tokens:

D-Augs: Void Revolution (Subject gains +1 Spectral DR for each time they Return.) // D-ynamo (Gain 1 Warp when hit by an attack.) // Heliopause (Burn tokens instead grant Warp.)
Augs [1/1]: Adrenal Accelerator (LVL2) (When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted; Power Move grants +1 additional movement.)
Minions:
-

The standoff between R0ZEG0LD and the Remediator grows fiercer by the second. One of the Rig's whip-like arms squeezes tight around the forcefield whilst incessant blows from the other rain upon it, the machine's punitive viewer retention algorithms leaving not even a second of downtime for the leering camdrones if they didn't wish to miss the hit that would finally shatter the brave D-breaker's futile resistance.

To her credit, she does not yield an inch despite her obvious disadvantage. Her expression changes, yes, from a defiant smirk, to a frown, to a pained scowl, but her efforts do not cease. Each and every blow from her foe is dutifully shunted... not quite Between, but upon the veil separating [Here] from [There].

With each blow, a new crack appears. Wrong angles manifest. Bits of spacetime demarcate from their neighborhood like the shards of a shattered mirror.

Things were getting critically ũɲʂǂåʙɫɘ. It was only a matter of time before the veil was torn, whisking her to who knows where.

The scowl too shifts, to a rueful smile.

"I✨ SUPPOSE💗 IT HAS COME🌠 TO THIS💖"

The Rig does not care for R0ZEG0LD's monologue. The blows keep on coming.

"EVERY✨ DIVER✨ KNOWS💡"

Strands of colour start to snake away from R0ZEG0LD, and into the spatial gaps caused by the errant use of her powers.

"THAT✨ WHILST JUSTICE❤️‍🔥 IS ALWAYS💎 INEVITABLE⭐"

The usually unnaturally vibrant D-breaker is almost entirely desaturated by this point.

"IT✨ IS NOT ALWAYS💎 WITHOUT SACRIFICE💘"

The deconstruction of her form continues, leaving behind but a white silhouette of what she used to be, marred by odd black splotches.

"I✨ INVOKE💖 A ♠️FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE♠️"

"TO✨ SET FREE MY❤️ HEART❤️ UPON THE 🌊✨ASTRAL SEA✨🌊"

The splotches rearrange into a web of ribbons that wrap around the silhouette.

"MY✨ PRECIOUS🌟 MEMORIES ABOARD⭐"

"TO✨ DENY💘 THIS MALIGNANT🖤 HORDE🖤"

The figure twirls in place for a moment as the ribbons find their place, only to somersault upwards right as the barrier dissipates.

"I✨ WILL MEET🌠 ALL MY❤️ FRIENDS💞 IN ETERNITY⭐"

"TO✨ PROTECT💎 THIS VESSEL💖 IN MODERNITY⭐"

The Remediator is quick to take advantage of this apparent weakness, and immediately moves to strike at R0ZEG0LD.

"YET✨ I❤️ AM NOT AFRAID❣️"

But for whatever reason, its weapon seems stuck in motion, somehow unable to actually finish its journey despite not actually being frozen in place.

"FOR✨ I KNOW💡 THAT THE TIES💞 THAT BIND THE HEARTS💕 OF TROUPE✨ DIVERS💗 ASTRA🌟 MAGIA🪄"

"TRANSCEND✨ TIME🔹 AND SPACE🌟"

R0ZEG0LD ascends high above, no longer paying any heed to her assailant, her arms spread wide behind her as she rises.

"DIVER✨ 🌸🏵R0ZEG0LD🏵🌸"

Her featureless, white face seems fixated upon something far out of sight.

"🏵LIMINAL🌸 🌸BLOOM🌸 🌸FORME:🏵"

A strange shockwave emanates from her, leaving everything in the vicinity grayscale.

"🖤🤍CHRONOCHROMA🖤🤍"

A sound akin to a clock winding down, followed by a sudden flash of bright white that consumes everything

ACT: Boosted REVERSION STENT, spending 4 Warp [1d12+1]=9+1=10

Arcanuse
Mar 15, 2019

[10L]
"well..."
"Guess I should sign in for bossman. again."
The intern shuffled awkwardly.
"ok between you and me i'm getting a little worried here"
"not the first time bossmans been gone a while, but usually they give me a heads up or something?"
"i mean sure the pyro-whatever maybe getting leaked is a big deal, but can't spare even a minute for this?
"somethings up. don't like it."
"also getting tired of holding the cutout"

sheep-dodger
Feb 21, 2013

WRECKER 11: Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans


Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans: HP: 4/4/4 Move: 2 Scrap: 0 Current DR: 0 Current TN: 4
Belt resources: Medical Units: 3 Power: 2 Air: 3
Tokens:

Augmentations: Limit: 1
Charged Myoservos: Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round.

CS Suite II:
Slots: 2
CS-Loyalty: Familiar Limit +1
CS-Medical: Automatically spend a Med unit when damaged


Item reload status:

Retainers&Familiars:
Limit: 5

ACT: Wrangle Iceopod
fACT: Swap: Receive Poisonr

Bee Bonk
Feb 19, 2011





1. The Confessor II

Confessor Inflames Sentiments in [Utility] zone! [1/3 objectives complete]
Scanning…
■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■
YEET Supply Chain PortR
[-3] ■■■■■
[-3] ■■■■■
[+1] Per Break
[+1] Target can be killed by total synth damage
[+3] ■■■■■
Catmojical block, coworkers! Just a mindfresher that obstructing or impeding a PortR in performance of their duties constitutes a breach of your employment contract AND a felonious property assault! Do your part to make sure our synthetic friends can pursue excellence too, and get those important bundles of consumer joy where they need to be! See you all at the employee enrichment YEETslam!
[+1 Synth Scan]
■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■
D05: Miiranda, Liselotte, Ionization, Chillobite, Iceopod, Malingerer, Laser Lazer
E04: YEETomat, DI Check, Slithy Horror
E06: PreventiCam
F05: Ambush detected
F06: Compulsory Overtime
Scan complete.


3. Fhievel

Fhievel Apicultures Comebacco!

PreventiMek deploys PreventiGat!



4. Miiranda 5A.M.

SWAP posted:

Miiranda gives PoisenR to Liselotte.
Miiranda cuts a Promo!
Laser Lazer fiddles with the MCAD…Laser Lazer gains Precise!


6. Clank Beststrike

Welcome to PRIMEO DethDeelz!
Clank renews (for the low price of 5L) at E07!
Clank receives Welcome Crate…it contains Pneumatic Rig Ripper and XLRant!
Clank receives Crisis Cuttler!



7. Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD
R0ZEGOLD Reverts!

Reversion posted:


Void Revolution: Subject gains +1 Spectral DR for each time they Return. (Current Revolutions: 0)
D-ynamo: Gain 1 Warp when hit by an attack.
Heliopause: Burn tokens instead grant Warp.
Adrenal Accelerator: When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted.



<BRK>


Remediator Scans R0ZEG0LD...Remediator Withdraws!


8. Jennywine Cellardoor

Welcome to PRIMEO DethDeelz!
Jennywine renews (for the low price of 5L) at E07!
Jennywine receives Welcome Crate…it contains Dual-Auto Schematic and ProTeen!
Jennywine receives Crisis Cuttler!



9. Upyrass Gattahell

Scanning…
■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■
Mo■■ ■ ■ ■■■■


Unauthorized access of YEET-Rook Motile BioBuddy runtime protocol is strictly prohibited by End User Contract, and constitutes a breach of same.
Your Service Contract has been voided with no renumeration of contract premium, and your MBC Live Service has been suspended indefinitely.
If you believe this messaged has been received in error, contact ■■■■■■■ ■■■ ■■■■ for concord facilitation.
[Scan Data Not Registered]

■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■
Sticky-Ticky Collato
This GLOB is a hard worker and never late to the pizza party. Its membrane is selectively permeable to kudos.
[+1 Beast Scan]
■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■
Scan complete.
GLOB absorbs GLOB!




11. Liselotte

SWAP posted:

Miiranda gives PoisenR to Liselotte.
Liselotte Wrangles Iceopod!

Laser Lazer fiddles with the MCAD…Laser Lazer gains Precise!


[Ionization]
Miiranda overloads and takes 1 damage!
Liselotte overloads and takes 1 damage!

MetaHazard
R0zeG0LD receives 1 Warp!
[R0ZEG0LD] Iceopod receives 1 Warp!
[R0ZEG0LD] Iceopod receives 1 Warp!

[Upsourcing]
Modules are YEETing off!

[Round 10 HAZard Roulette]
[Mission]Wremedial Wrektology: If no [Lesser Beast] receives damage or Tokens and a [Lesser Beast] is Scanned next Round, one random Scanning Wrecker receives an Exemption Marker and one random Wrecker receives 25L.
Failure: A [Lesser Beast] is Promoted, and next Roulette is Crisis - Wrexploit Weakness




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Bee Bonk fucked around with this message at 16:36 on May 17, 2024

Theantero
Nov 6, 2011

...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....


AoT High Security Vault #4 For Hazardous Psykomemetiks DS-251 D-17 aka. ' The Malebolge'

Fingers poke to realspace. On the tip of each, a Proxy of the Faculty Gestalt. Within the Palm lies the Office Space Panoptica.

...Subspace trawler connecting...

...Uncommon variable detected...

Chronometric auto-imposition observed within RG-1-Prototype Manifestation Locus.

Engram resonance disalignment at 5% and rising...

...

Engram resonance disalignment at 7% and rising...

...

Engram resonance disalignment at 11% and rising...

...

Somewhere Between, a Hand clenches into a Fist.

Though but for a moment.

Theantero fucked around with this message at 00:40 on May 18, 2024

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Jvie
Aug 10, 2012


Sluus


Lamm Dir-Uir jumps to his feet as the theme tune starts playing. "Oh yeahhh! Its the best season of TROUPE DIVERS ASTRA MAGIA all over again!"

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