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axolotl farmer posted:Microwaved octopus Micropussy 
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steinrokkan posted:Micropussy 
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Saw this at Aldi and thought of the thread: And Aldi's scientists have finally fused Germany's least appetizing looking foods and created meat cheese in a glass. 
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Apr 29, 2024 16:38
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Looks like a coleslaw egg roll
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Leberkäse is the HRE of food.
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Shooting Blanks posted:I dunno, this one posted awhile back seems worse. Though it does give you handy cooking times for seafood in a microwave!     It also has you microwaving pork for an hour and twenty minutes.  And chili for an hour and fifteen minutes:  VictualSquid posted:And Aldi's scientists have finally fused Germany's least appetizing looking foods and created meat cheese in a glass.
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Haifisch posted:
E for Every Nutrient
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VictualSquid posted:Saw this at Aldi and thought of the thread: Leberkase im glas monkey
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Seems like a bad deal compared to the much larger serving of swine head jelly for the same price
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It's what Bavarians actually eat. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some Sprotten to devour.
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Antigravitas posted:It's what Bavarians actually eat. That was at Aldi Nord. Aldi Süd actually sells surprisingly good raw Leberkäs Brät, that you need to bake yourself. It costs around a third of what the swamp dwellers here charge for that glass.
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How to cook everything in a microwave oven: Irradiate food to roughly the temperature of a glass kiln, stop. repeat until food is technically edible. E: for what it's worth- microwave rice is legit and easy.
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If you hate the way it smells when your inconsiderate coworker microwaves fish, imagine the smell in the kitchen after cooking seafood in the microwave.
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I just microwave my head and then I don't smell anything. Easy peasy.
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I once annoyed my coworkers by cooking cauliflower, In my defense I had no idea the smell would be this powerful.
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Lmao, I can't unsee it. Guess we're switching to Pro Food Porn now.
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Everyone knows what small pastries are made of but now I'm introducing the large pastry
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Whooping Crabs posted:Everyone knows what small pastries are made of but now I'm introducing the large pastry EW! Who would fry a croissant?
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CzarChasm posted:EW! This post is making me realize how quickly the cronut both entered and left the public consciousness.
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That always made me think of a cro-magnon doughnut, which makes me want to open a cro-magnon themed doughnut shop
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Cromagnon breakfast shop would surely be porridge based.
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zedprime posted:Cromagnon breakfast shop would surely be porridge based. wasn't porridge unlocked when we discovered grain and agriculture in general i feel like cromagnon breakfast was like, A Pile Of Berries
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AARD VARKMAN posted:wasn't porridge unlocked when we discovered grain and agriculture in general Yesterday's leftover mammoth, cold. You can leave it out all night, it's just as good the next day.
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 Yeah, can I get my hot dog with uhhhh ketchup type sauce
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Ketchup-style IV bag
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AARD VARKMAN posted:wasn't porridge unlocked when we discovered grain and agriculture in general
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Is that how they sell ketchup in Canada
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I can never remember whether Ketchup Type is vulnerable to Psychic or if it only takes half damage.
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Nameless Pete posted:I can never remember whether Ketchup Type is vulnerable to Psychic or if it only takes half damage. Psychic type is weak against common phobias (other examples: bugs / ghosts / the dark). Taking double damage from ketchup type fits the pattern when you realize renaming it to "ketchup" was a last minute censorship for the American market.
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Three different kinds of Mett in a glass for sale at Aldi today. Can you guess the difference? It is actually printed on the box, didn't notice it initially: Traditional, with roasted Onions, and with green pepper.
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VictualSquid posted:Three different kinds of Mett in a glass for sale at Aldi today. Can you guess the difference? And you got all 3 right?
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i do not like the inverted mett im glas
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zedprime posted:Porridge is pre agriculture tech, beer and bread are transitional. Tool and/or fire using apes all tended toward porridge as a way to eat foraged seeds and nuts as they figure out sprouted seeds good, heated seeds good, heated sprouted seeds very good. It would have to be, wouldn't it? People aren't going to start farming stuff they've never eaten before. You grow stuff you already value and want more of.
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MEET THE METTS MEET THE METTS Step right up and don't buy these metts
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i'd ett all those metts
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Desert Bus posted:And you got all 3 right? Nah I only got a glass of the traditional one. Tasted great, better then I assumed from the price class. Though getting it out of the glass was annoying, and it had more gelatin to meat ratio then I personally prefer. The gelatin was also softer then I prefer, though that might have been caused by the current heatwave.
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