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Slow cookers are wonderful, but some things just do not work in them. Sometimes the flavor and texture simply disappear into thin air. I'm just imagining those slimy, slimy peppers and onions... My wife is still apologizing for the one time a decade ago that she tried a "crock pot French toast" recipe. (And I'm still apologizing for the time I tried to boil a packet of frozen, pre-seasoned sweet potato fries. At least the steam smelled nice!)
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I still remind my Mom from time to time about when she put natural casing hotdogs in a slow cooker with sauerkraut and let er rip for 8 hours on high. The hotdogs turned inside out and dissolved when you poked them
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Freaquency posted:Yeah I use the paddle on the kitchenaid to do pulled chicken I got one late last year, it's awesome, one blip and you've got a pile of perfectly shredded chicken. more falafel please posted:i just use two forks vOv That's fine for a breast or two, but if I'm pulling my meat for a big group of people it's a pain in the rear end. I'd rather get in there and tug it with my hands, or break out the heavy machinery.
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May 22, 2024 07:12
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Elviscat posted:That's fine for a breast or two, but if I'm pulling my meat for a big group of people it's a pain in the rear end. I'd rather get in there and tug it with my hands, or break out the heavy machinery. I think this is the horniest post ever made on these forums.
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May 22, 2024 09:00
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uber_stoat posted:you can get metal claw things that you wear on your knuckles. they also work well if you are press ganged into an Enter the Dragon style life or death martial arts tournament. In that situation I would choose the hand mixer. Watch as I shred my opponents fingers.
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Captain Toasted posted:The hotdogs turned inside out and dissolved when you poked them New thread title? Elviscat posted:That's fine for a breast or two, but if I'm pulling my meat for a big group of people it's a pain in the rear end. I'd rather get in there and tug it with my hands, or break out the heavy machinery. never mind
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May 22, 2024 14:36
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uber_stoat posted:you can get metal claw things that you wear on your knuckles. they also work well if you are press ganged into an Enter the Dragon style life or death martial arts tournament.
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May 22, 2024 19:07
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I'm the best at what I do, but what I do isn't very nice *shreds up slow-cooked meat, but then adds just way too much Great Value barbecue sauce before dumping it all on plain sliced white bread*
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Captain Hygiene posted:I'm the best at what I do, but what I do isn't very nice *shreds up slow-cooked meat, but then adds just way too much Great Value barbecue sauce before dumping it all on plain sliced white bread* if it ain't Sweet Baby Rays it ain't BBQ, bub.
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May 23, 2024 07:01
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The weirdest thing about this, to me, is making a sauce but then also using a packet of premade sauce. If you're going to use premade sauce, and you want the recipe to be "extra-easy", why not just use 100% packet sauce?
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May 23, 2024 08:03
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Ricotta? What is that, some kind of fancy eye-talian cottage cheese? La-de-dah mister Michelangelo
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I like how it's "easy" because you don't have to put it in the oven, but instead you microwave it for like a half hour Though I'll admit I have never considered whether microwaving pasta could actually be a thing, and now I'm curious...
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May 23, 2024 12:33
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It's not that different from microwaving ramen.
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Sir Lemming posted:Though I'll admit I have never considered whether microwaving pasta could actually be a thing, and now I'm curious...
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May 23, 2024 12:43
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I remember there were some infomercial gadgets in the 90s or 00s to help you get that perfect microwave noodle.Tiggum posted:The weirdest thing about this, to me, is making a sauce but then also using a packet of premade sauce. If you're going to use premade sauce, and you want the recipe to be "extra-easy", why not just use 100% packet sauce?
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Tiggum posted:The weirdest thing about this, to me, is making a sauce but then also using a packet of premade sauce. If you're going to use premade sauce, and you want the recipe to be "extra-easy", why not just use 100% packet sauce? If you put premade sauce in your sauce you get twice the sauce per sauce.
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zedprime posted:I remember there were some infomercial gadgets in the 90s or 00s to help you get that perfect microwave noodle. I actually have one and use it almost every week. It's a lot faster than bringing a whole pot of water to boil, and since it's just me and the Missus, it's pretty great. I would not use it for filled pasta or gnocchi, but regular spaghetti and the like it works well.
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May 23, 2024 14:59
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 Friend texted me this. I suspect weed was involved.
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May 24, 2024 11:24
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Ah yes, the Chicago Mix
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Nameless Pete posted:
There has to be someone on this weird world of ours that legit enjoys this combination.
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May 24, 2024 13:08
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Pretty sure my nieces and nephews would love that, though they’d probably request some pickles on top.
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May 24, 2024 16:16
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Isn't that just standard issue Toddler ChowTM?
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May 24, 2024 17:05
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Cheezits followed by a swig of white can Monster (aka stock boy breakfast) tastes exactly like Froot Loops
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May 24, 2024 17:09
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Sweet and salty, it's basically low density trail mix.
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May 24, 2024 19:09
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fail mix
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May 24, 2024 19:35
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Nameless Pete posted:
Grind it into powder and use it as breading and/or seasoning.
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May 26, 2024 08:35
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i spent too much time trying to figure out how the scales were part of the deli go round
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May 26, 2024 08:43
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I see the hey fatso scale and immediately understood how I managed to inherit an eating disorder. Still want one for the camp value nonetheless.
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May 26, 2024 08:53
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DELI DELIGHTS…AND HOW! is like a prefab gang tag just sitting there.
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May 26, 2024 13:34
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I need a hey fatso scale.
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There's enough abuse freaks in this world that a foul mouthed talking scale is actually a decent product idea!
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“gently caress you, lard-rear end!”
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