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(Thread IKs: slave to my cravings)
 
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CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

same

i want to feed one to a woman

i read this in african guy voice

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majour333
Mar 2, 2005

Mouthfart.
Fun Shoe


This picture was shot on a Jitterbug

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
that's a good deal imo

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

i read this in african guy voice

lmfao i was just working up a bit before i clicked page forward

ariel

ariel

i want to feed you a bluechew

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
bruce springsteen and the penis street band

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
Dave Matthews Penis

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
cant wait to explain my gene dinapoli coozy to friends and relatives visiting my house

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
first we should make the clitoris hard, so it can be removed more easily

we must have this in africa

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/properdipwad/status/1784679435888672943?t=J565ckOptEhfoozXSiSTfQ&s=19

majour333
Mar 2, 2005

Mouthfart.
Fun Shoe
Imagine believing in the clitoris in tyool 2024

net work error
Feb 26, 2011


Absolutely

Flux Wildly
Dec 20, 2004

Welkum tü Zanydu!

Jeremy bust in class, I’m gay

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
at home, drawing pictures
of massive cocks
with him on top
father loving son

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Jeremy's pokin' my rear end todayyy

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
Gay Alice in Chains - Them Boners

Honest Thief
Jan 11, 2009

majour333 posted:



This picture was shot on a Jitterbug

Two genes for the price of one??

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Dan Harmon invented the gay song parody genre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJMQXmMHFu4

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
idk about "invented" but the dicks and balls and beer one is good

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

idk about "invented" but the dicks and balls and beer one is good

i hear it every Christmas time and it gets me good

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9URPvejWHk

dangerburrd
Feb 20, 2013
That weird “hee, hee, hee” thing he starts doing at the end of Jeremy but he’s making the noise because he’s having gay sex

Snacksmaniac
Jan 12, 2008

If you like sex you’ll love blue chew

majour333
Mar 2, 2005

Mouthfart.
Fun Shoe
Oh, I'm good then

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Stav’s got some new material


Samuel Glompers
Nov 26, 2020
Love a pair of shorts that come pre-pissed

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
doing a prank to stav where every day before he wakes up i replace his glasses with frames that are 1mm smaller

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

doing a prank on stav where i've made him .1 lbs heavier every day for six years

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Just you wait, once his dad dies and the burden is lifted off him stav will lose 200lbs and become the 20,000 step bastard.

Or realize that even with him gone it changes nothing and gain another 100lbs

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022


my man out here looking like a bullfrog

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

slave to my cravings posted:

Stav’s got some new material




I actually thought this was funny but him bragging about biking from Astoria to Bed Stuy popped into my mind; when Nick realized he was on an ebike

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


slave to my cravings posted:

Stav’s got some new material



the beard really defines his jawline

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

veni veni veni posted:

the beard really defines his jawline

You saying that made me realize he doesn't have a neck.

Mordja fucked around with this message at 05:33 on May 1, 2024

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Pinky and The Brain but it's played by Ian and Nick

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

KoRMaK posted:

Pinky and The Brain but it's played by Ian and Nick

Pinky: "Gee Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?"

Brain: “The same thing we do every night. Try to become Chinese.”

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Mordja posted:

You saying that made me realize the doesn't have a neck.

instead of a mic it looks like he swallowed a contractor's halogen lamp and it's stuck in his gullet

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
stav doesn't have a neck because he's so powerful, like a mighty powerlifter

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
I put a picture of Stav on my bathroom mirror and it's helping me lose weight

Thanks Stav

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

ElGroucho posted:

I put a picture of Stav on my bathroom mirror and it's helping me lose weight

Thanks Stav

add a little word bubble that says "this is the summer, dude. big arms, little tiddies."

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
should ah trah and get jacked? i want big orms ehnd traps

nick, disinterested: yeah

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The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


"You weigh more than Lebron James!" "Yes but I'm also more powerful." runs through my head every now and then

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