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Presto posted:"Elon Musk" sounds like a Star Wars name. And Elon would 100% be on the Empire's side. He'd be some Ice Moon slaver just dealing in Deathsticks
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Oh just gently caress off, I’m fine with the fact that our many cultural and imperialist crimes against humanity are finally being reckoned with, but this is just too much
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:who programmed this poo poo? Some dude from the mid-west who has never seen Are you being served? Forget Are You Being Served. Bertie Wooster would be embarrased by this. RC and Moon Pie fucked around with this message at 22:57 on May 4, 2024 |
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There were allegedly one point two million Model Y registrations in 2023. So if we’re being extremely generous here, that’s a couple billion dollars for Tesla, max. Meanwhile, some hero with nine shares saved the company fifty‐six billion dollars. 
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kazil posted:It's his kid's birthday and he's made approximately 300 posts today Mumpy Puffinz posted:anyone of them about his kid? He's got like 10 kids, so there is a good chance he forgot about the kid's birthday.
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this is just so deeply embarrassing. it's the marketing version of "how do you do fellow kids" . I feel deep shame for everyone involved, but only because they're incapable of feeling it
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Presto posted:"Elon Musk" sounds like a Star Wars name. And Elon would 100% be on the Empire's side. Was the Death Star supposed to have huge panel gaps?
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ActualKnight posted:I know I'm late on this, but Worth the wait, this is
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Steadiman posted:this is just so deeply embarrassing. it's the marketing version of "how do you do fellow kids" . I feel deep shame for everyone involved, but only because they're incapable of feeling it 🍷🍷🍷🤣🤣🤣
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May 4, 2024 23:21
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:who programmed this poo poo? Some dude from the mid-west who has never seen Are you being served? my pussy were so cold it was in bio
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Anderson Koopa posted:He's got like 10 kids, so there is a good chance he forgot about the kid's birthday. he is a billionaire. Just send a card every day. Got a 1 in 36 chance
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Amazing Zimmo posted:my pussy were so cold it was in bio I bet your hair is purple
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Amazing Zimmo posted:my pussy were so cold it was in bio Warm Tiddles up.
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Steadiman posted:yeah men in other stages of our history never wore wildly flamboyant clothing or robes or anything. 
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May 4, 2024 23:49
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lol. I like your style
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Wee Bairns posted:Is there something in the loving contract upon buying a Cybertruck where you have to profess you love the truck no matter what the piece of crap does or doesn't do? The cult leaders actually demand it because if someone implies that they don't love the truck then the media "will use it against Elon"
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May 4, 2024 23:58
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the only real men in history were the spartans -- they knew that true masculinity is fighting all the time, loving young boys and each other, and NO GIRLS ALLOWED
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Buce posted:the only real men in history were the spartans -- they knew that true masculinity is fighting all the time, loving young boys and each other, and NO GIRLS ALLOWED 
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Hubba, hubba! I bet she belongs to the sex class that produces large gametes, am I right?
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Cosmik Slop posted:Hubba, hubba! I bet she belongs to the sex class that produces large gametes, am I right? I for one cannot wait to find out what other matters Elon thinks are positive or interesting
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Large Gametes and How to Produce Them
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Hippocrass posted:Large Gametes and How to Produce Them Grok solves this
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Not very nice to talk about others large gametes imo
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Player's got game(tes)
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first thing i do when i enter a public restroom is check under all the stall doors for loose or stray gametes. if i don't do this, all western civilization will collapse
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Something just wouldn't hit the same about pushing a body around in a frunk with a mind of its own.
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moist banana bread posted:Something just wouldn't hit the same about pushing a body around in a frunk with a mind of its own. Think how much more efficient you'll be with the corpse chopper algorithm, though
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Captain Hygiene posted:Think how much more efficient you'll be with the corpse chopper algorithm, though now I get your av
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Like do you think that's serious? Isn't that a massive liability?? " aha it was funny the first three times so I assumed it was ok! " When somebody loses a finger won't the court be able to order them to cough up the contents of their SVC???? IDK. Anyways I think Elon might be a defective Cylon that couldn't get along with the other Elons of the Base Star. moist banana bread fucked around with this message at 02:37 on May 5, 2024 |
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moist banana bread posted:Like do you think that's serious? Isn't that a massive liability?? "Like the aha it was funny the first three times so I assumed it was safe! " When somebody loses a finger won't the court be able to order them to cough up the contents of their SVC???? IDK. Idk, I think he might be an idiot failson from South Africa
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Looking forward to the community notes on that one. Assuming they aren't immediately removed. Edit: "Achieved by only 4 million muslims" Because no non-muslim would or could ever vote for a muslim. Also it's only 4 million muslims in this post but in other posts they are overrunning the country and replacing whites. You've gotta love fascists. Mr Scumbag fucked around with this message at 02:58 on May 5, 2024 |
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kazil posted:Elon Musk liked this post seems pretty awesome to be a muslim in england
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An immigrant to US or UK receives totally free housing, healthcare, educations, and gets to force the school system to talk about how great they are. Seems like a pretty sweet deal!
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9 whole cities, that’s insane! I mean I assume there’s only like 11 cities in the whole country or else that would be a pretty silly thing to whine about right? Not sure why he missed the opportunity to vote though, unless they only told the four million Muslims when the election was and everyone else just missed it. because that would certainly be devious of that old deep state
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poisonpill posted:An immigrant to US or UK receives totally free housing, healthcare, educations, and gets to force the school system to talk about how great they are. Seems like a pretty sweet deal! they give you huge bags with $ signs on them right when you cross the border. that's why illegal immigrants you see are always so wealthy
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:seems pretty awesome to be a muslim in england That's right -- while white pensioners are starving! Vote Tory to fix this! You know the slogan, it happened in your lifetime: "If you want a nice person for a neighbor vote liberal or labor"
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Since before the dawn of recorded history, persons with gametes larger, relatively, than other people, have been disadvantaged and discriminated against Now that they have free speech, thanks to Elon, they can finally take their rightful place oppressing other people
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