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spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

I had a delicious sandwich with filet americain, pickle, and EGG this morning

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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

spechtie posted:

I had a delicious sandwich with filet americain, pickle, and EGG this morning


What're you? Belgian?

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I fried a couple eggs this morning and used too much butter so I made a grilled cheese. Eggs are wonderful like that, gentle users of butter so it can be shared with other foods.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

spechtie posted:

I had a delicious sandwich with filet americain, pickle, and EGG this morning


that's crazy :yum:

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

No. 6 posted:

What're you? Belgian?

how dare you? <:mad:>

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s79pt7o2061s1ddrj_720.mp4

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Big whoop, I can do that

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Why is that so sexual

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

eggs are inherently sexual

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Jeffrey Epstein's penis

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

500excf type r posted:

Jeffrey Epstein's penis

Of course

Kevin Bacon
Sep 22, 2010

Im OOE (out of eggs)

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

more delicious egg on raw meat with pickles, my own photo this time


BBQ egg
https://i.imgur.com/Di58HOi_lq.mp4

egg

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

famous EGG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl4lx3P_lbI

also EGG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xkNHZva-sk

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I had never heard of EGG bhurji but drat. I looked up some recipes, mite put it on the menu.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Egg

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Made eggs benedict for my wife for mothers day. It's a dish from one of the restaurants I used to work for.

Bed of queso
English muffin
Sausage
Poached egg
Hollandaise
Pico de Gallo

Side of hash brows

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

this is how I usually prepare my EGG
https://i.imgur.com/NnNwish.mp4

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

mm fulled of eggs

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

when my toddler is fussy about her dinner i always scrample up an egg and it never fails

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

vintage EGG thoughts:


from The Decatur Herald, Illinois, May 15, 1928

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

spechtie posted:

vintage EGG thoughts:


from The Decatur Herald, Illinois, May 15, 1928

To be fair, toasters back then were just as likely to burn your house down as they were to toast your bread.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I love eggs

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Smugworth posted:

I love eggs

Me too.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Eggs love me

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Smugworth posted:

I love eggs

I agree with this controversial take

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Costco didn’t have the 2 dozen pack so I bought the 5 dozen pack how will I eat all this egg

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I usually get 4.5 doz eggs at a time I'm sure you'll manage

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

bird with big dick posted:

Costco didn’t have the 2 dozen pack so I bought the 5 dozen pack how will I eat all this egg

quiche
omelettes
batter for fried stuff
breakfast every day
bake stuff?

you have many ways, my friend. just imagine egg

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

bird with big dick posted:

Costco didn’t have the 2 dozen pack so I bought the 5 dozen pack how will I eat all this egg

Egg party

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

bird with big dick posted:

Costco didn’t have the 2 dozen pack so I bought the 5 dozen pack how will I eat all this egg
looks like quiche is back on the menu, boys

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
If you want to get rid of eggs fr fr you make a giant motherfucking custard, some sponge aaaaaannnnd: TRIFLE FOR EVERYONE!!!

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