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(Thread IKs: sharknado slashfic)
 
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Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Justin Tyme posted:

Makin the thread a promise that if any big mystery orb lands on my yard I'm taking a cordless drill to it on livestream

unboxing videos are so passe. I'm disORBing!

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endocriminologist
May 17, 2021

SUFFERINGLOVER:press send + soul + earth lol
inncntsoul:ok

(inncntsoul has left the game)

ARCHON_MASTER:lol
MAMMON69:lol
I lick some orbs

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

do not gently caress the orb

Scornful Sexbot
Sep 24, 2007


Dinosaur Gum

my bony fealty posted:

its real and there is a giant alien spaceship buried under the mesa

this is what I was hoping for thanks for confirming hell yea

Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

Love love love

be an organ donor
Soiled Meat
Grab some copper wiring and hook the orb to the power grid, let's get this party started! :science: :lsd: :honked:

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
What does it smell like haha

Winkle-Daddy
Mar 10, 2007

Turpitude posted:

Grab some copper wiring and hook the orb to the power grid, let's get this party started! :science: :lsd: :honked:

I feel like only a lou burner account would suggest shocking the orbs (for democracy)

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

all
my orbs
are in the
ovipositor
position

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


anyone want to remote view the orb

Rickshaw
Apr 11, 2004

just a coconut going for a stroll

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I don't care

Everytime one of these fuckers goes anywhere the only question the should be getting is "where are the ships" and if they don't answer you should gruffly shove them and move on

but what about the serious procedural issues pertaining to DoD SAPCO

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

DoDeez nuts

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

https://twitter.com/Steve7945459334/status/1786750873856610635?t=GHHqjJC9AWen_SxBt41X2Q&s=19

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Sounds like Wizards of the Coast REALLY hosed up

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Is the amount of Benadryl I snort sufficient to awaken me

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

coconono posted:

all
my orbs
are in the
ovipositor
position

my third eye brings
all the orbs to the yard
drat right
sees further than yours
i can read you
but i’ll have to charge

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


quote:

"Aphrodite" will awaken within a US Congresswoman

dude is horny for AOC lol

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Mods, change my name to Central Intelligence Wizard

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

I find it curious they name Aphrodite seeing as that is a Deity in the "Ishtar Complex" who has a much more benign and popular modern public image than does Ishtar proper. But seems like a terribly random pick if one is not already suspicious of Ishtar's existence and/or involvement in the current events unfolding

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Rudeboy Detective posted:

Mods, change my name to Central Intelligence Wizard

we can’t change the username of every person that’s horny for AOC, how would we be able to tell each other apart

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Spergin Morlock posted:

dude is horny for AOC lol

He says she's in her 40s

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

He says she's in her 40s

dude is horny for MTG

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


it's probably Luna

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


I mean, theoretically

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I find it curious they name Aphrodite seeing as that is a Deity in the "Ishtar Complex" who has a much more benign and popular modern public image than does Ishtar proper. But seems like a terribly random pick if one is not already suspicious of Ishtar's existence and/or involvement in the current events unfolding

i started leaving offerings and whatnot for ishtar like a week ago lmao, is this what a synchronicity is?

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Rudeboy Detective posted:

it's probably Luna

she's in her 30s, as is boebert (lmao)

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

blatman posted:

i started leaving offerings and whatnot for ishtar like a week ago lmao, is this what a synchronicity is?

Ishtar thanks you :)

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Still, it does sound nice to get beyond a world of fear and hatred

I want to believe you're telling the truth, Steve

This world is very hard sometimes

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Spergin Morlock posted:

she's in her 30s, as is boebert (lmao)

So you're telling me there's a chance

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

https://twitter.com/HighPeaks77/status/1786502859896373467?t=ZxgXqNcaKCVVLZmzsya9cA&s=19

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
as abraham lincoln said, hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


well put, lue

I am clapping

Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

Love love love

be an organ donor
Soiled Meat


From this book that just came out, Blotter: The Untold Story of an Acid Medium

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




webster's dictionary defines 'disclosure' as

antidote
Jun 15, 2005

Spergin Morlock posted:

dude is horny for AOC lol

I regret to inform you it is Lauren Boebert

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

antidote posted:

I regret to inform you it is Lauren Boebert

she is also not in her 40s yet

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Ishtar thanks you :)

Oh hey! I saw the white pigeon a few hours ago! She was really digging one puffed up male's dancing, looks like we may be getting more white birbs soon!

Fenarisk
Oct 27, 2005

Maxine "Reclaiming my Time and Space" Waters

Edit: "Reclaiming my Space Time" might be funnier I'm proud of both.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Bilirubin posted:

Oh hey! I saw the white pigeon a few hours ago! She was really digging one puffed up male's dancing, looks like we may be getting more white birbs soon!

:lovebird: I thank you

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


Thank you Lue for this inspiring speech

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D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/matthew_pines/status/1786937975625986276?t=RkZXhPLx4klN-qgzmooQpA&s=19

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