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well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Also if you’re a chef you’re probably able to upjump most basic ingredients in like 2 seconds

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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i should be able to make bonzibuddy my google assistant voice

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )
I was lucky enough to be born without wisdom teeth

Make of that what you will

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

I only had the top ones

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Airstream Driver posted:

I only had the top ones

woo top teeth buddies

Lube Enthusiast
May 26, 2016

~Coxy posted:

In my opinion Black and Gold and other no-frills brands oftentimes have the superior version of whatever staple product because they're specifically not trying to make it gourmet, fancy, or yummy.

That takes me back. They don't make em like this anymore!

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Help me with my modern fox and hen dilemma. I got a really nice piece of beef from woolworths of all places and I want to reverse sear it with some wedges. The wedges cook at like 225 and the steak at 125! Which do I do first?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Lube Enthusiast posted:

That takes me back. They don't make em like this anymore!



I can't believe you've held onto that for so long.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Beef first and chips while it's resting. Can always flash the beef afterwards to bring back to temp.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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showing my cock to my steak to make it hot again

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Airstream Driver posted:

Beef first and chips while it's resting. Can always flash the beef afterwards to bring back to temp.

True. Thank you. I accidentally bought a full on blow torch by accident instead of a beefier jet lighter for my mechanical vape so I want to get some use out of it.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Regular Wario posted:

showing my cock to my steak to make it hot again

It's not gonna be all too impressed with those wedges for comparison.

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I can't believe you've held onto that for so long.

With a name like that, I can believe it.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

KajiTheMelonMan posted:

After a lifetime of front tooth gap (yay genetics), chipped teeth (yay mountain bike + metal loving pole), yellow colouring (yay coke is water), and poor habits (yay parents saying "you don't need to brush, just eat good food")

I can tell you - walking out of a dentist with a normal set of teeth was one of the truly happiest moment of my life

see a dentist

The dentists I used to use were just terrible. Rough as hell, the whole procedure would hurt and my teeth and jaws would ache for days afterwards.

Now I go to a great dentist who cares about my wellbeing, is very gentle and prescribes valium so the whole procedure is just a vague blur.

Could not be happier.

Finding a good dentist literally changed my life.





fake edit: goddamn covid has turned my brain to mush. I can barely type and I'm making a million incredibly basic spelling errors.

real edit: after doing a totally scientific "spray Glen20 in the dunny test" it seems my sense of smell has dropped considerably. Looking forward to eating raw lemons tomorrow if it goes completely.

At least I'll get something fun out of this.

Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 08:07 on May 3, 2024

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

bee posted:

I used to live off those frozen lasanges from Bi-Lo, those things were awesome. I've got no idea if something similar still exists but for all the broke stoners out there I sure hope so

Years ago I wanted to make what I referred to as Engineer's Lasagne. Get the cheapest home-brand square hamburger patties, cheese slices and pasta sheets. Layer them in a pan and bake, then work out the cost per square centimetre.
No idea why I wanted to do this. Probably as an afront to god.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I went looking for home brand beef patties again the other day and couldnt find them :( I used to make some amazing depression burgers with them.

BastardAus
Jun 3, 2003
Chunder from Down Under

Humphreys posted:

I went looking for home brand beef patties again the other day and couldnt find them :( I used to make some amazing depression burgers with them.

The K-Roo burger packs of 4 from WW are actually really delicious, often 2 for 1 on special. BBQ them up.

bee
Dec 17, 2008


Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?
Dentist chat, I had the same dentist from the age of 5 up until I was about 35 and then he retired. Lovely, calm guy who was super gentle and never shamed me for not flossing anywhere near as much as I should have been. I was really sad when I had to find another dentist. Thanks Dr Chow, wherever you are!

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
sensitive toothpaste is really helpful as your teeth age and wear and your gums shrink

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Gromit posted:

Years ago I wanted to make what I referred to as Engineer's Lasagne. Get the cheapest home-brand square hamburger patties, cheese slices and pasta sheets. Layer them in a pan and bake, then work out the cost per square centimetre.
No idea why I wanted to do this. Probably as an afront to god.

On university camps we used to buy dozens of the cheapest black&gold frozen pizzas, then garnish with fresh pepperoni, olives to taste, and two types of cheese to make them not so miserable. They came out surprisingly well.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Humphreys posted:

I went looking for home brand beef patties again the other day and couldnt find them :( I used to make some amazing depression burgers with them.

I found them at Coles a while back. They no longer come in a box of 20, though. It's A$9.50 for a box of 10.

https://www.coles.com.au/product/coles-australian-beef-burgers-800g-2700580

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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It's cheaper to buy minced beef and form patties with your hand.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I'm lolling BC after a month of haranguing my boss about getting a full time contract I get a contract which is perfectly agreeable and basically pays the same as what I get now but with holidays and sick pay but it's a salaried managers position with the job title 'events manager" which is just their way of telling me I have no actual authority despite being a manager thank gently caress

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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you cant kick out cool room pisser now

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Or organise the first annual cool room pisser event.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Jezza of OZPOS posted:

I'm lolling BC after a month of haranguing my boss about getting a full time contract I get a contract which is perfectly agreeable and basically pays the same as what I get now but with holidays and sick pay but it's a salaried managers position with the job title 'events manager" which is just their way of telling me I have no actual authority despite being a manager thank gently caress

Do salaried workers in Australia get overtime?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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nope

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Bald Stalin posted:

Do salaried workers in Australia get overtime?

Short answer is yes but you can legally be expected to do 2 hours a week occasionally unpaid but that isn't really expected in most reasonable contracts

Long answer is hospitality has abused the idea of "reasonable overtime" that fair work specifically had to make a ruling about how more than 2 hours a week needs to specifically be paid out as cash so I'm absolutely going to be fighting with my bosses boss over this BC the contract has a "reasonable overtime" of 12 hours lmao

Anyway it also is very clear that terms that contradict fair work rulings are void and unenforceable so yeah but I doubt I'm going to be able to find more than 38 hours a week unless my boss goes on holiday

I already am staying back late to make up my hours for this week cause it's backdated

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Gov service does.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I'm just stoked that I can go for a skate again BC I hosed up my arm a few months back and my wife made me promise I wouldn't skate again until I had sick pay

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

I'm just stoked that I can go for a skate again BC I hosed up my arm a few months back and my wife made me promise I wouldn't skate again until I had sick pay

We're all expecting Jezza to gently caress up his other arm the first time out, right?

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I'm absolutely going for a skate the second it gets signed off and I'm pretty sure I'm going to die BC I haven't skated in ages

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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skate on your way to work, that way if you gently caress yourself its compo!

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )

Regular Wario posted:

skate on your way to work, that way if you gently caress yourself its compo!

Nah, they removed travel to and from work being covered by workers compo that I'm fairly sure. Only travel between job sites

Definitely not a thing in Victoria

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Yeah correct my wife got hosed over by that even though she was in a company car

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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nsw surprisingly still has it although its on a case by case basis

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

Yeah correct my wife got hosed over by that even though she was in a company car

It is pretty rough going in the back of a Volkswagen.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Neddy Seagoon posted:

It is pretty rough going in the back of a Volkswagen.

lol anal sex amirite

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
Sorry didn't mean to infer that specifically, just was a stupid remark that popped in my head.

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I thought it was clown car joke. What do vws and anal sex have to do with each other?

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