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I saw my first cybertruck irl today and as I drove by and realized what I was looking at I howled with laughter I've seen how dumb they look in pictures but seeing one for real is a true experience
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# ? May 5, 2024 06:36 |
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# ? May 19, 2024 02:45 |
Milo and POTUS posted:The Japanese have gone way too far this time
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# ? May 5, 2024 06:47 |
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Captain Invictus posted:I saw my first cybertruck irl today and as I drove by and realized what I was looking at I howled with laughter I'm a little sad v that living in Europe I'll probably never get to see a cyber truck in real life
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# ? May 5, 2024 07:50 |
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Aramoro posted:I'm a little sad v that living in Europe I'll probably never get to see a cyber truck in real life The majority of the American continent won't see one. It's like a rare bird if the rare bird was also a monument to one man's hubris.
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# ? May 5, 2024 07:54 |
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stunts.exe rear end car
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# ? May 5, 2024 08:28 |
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the heck is going on in the best friends play subreddit
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# ? May 5, 2024 09:30 |
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theyve sold like 4000 cybertrucks total and half of them are probably dead already
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# ? May 5, 2024 10:00 |
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Risutora posted:theyve sold like 4000 cybertrucks total and half of them are probably dead already Well, what do you expect when the owners irresponsibly get their vehicles damp?
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# ? May 5, 2024 10:12 |
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Zetsubou-san posted:stunts.exe rear end car
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# ? May 5, 2024 11:41 |
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Zetsubou-san posted:stunts.exe rear end car
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# ? May 5, 2024 11:59 |
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https://twitter.com/tommybayertime/status/1556042705897234433
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# ? May 5, 2024 12:37 |
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https://x.com/dril/status/1787041991391584549?s=46 https://x.com/frienem/status/1786845955054272514?s=46 https://x.com/trueslazac/status/1786820980909670574?s=46 LASER BEAM DREAM has a new favorite as of 15:00 on May 5, 2024 |
# ? May 5, 2024 14:38 |
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Air Skwirl posted:The majority of the American continent won't see one. It's like a rare bird if the rare bird was also a monument to one man's hubris. Saw my second one yesterday out in the desert, dunno if it was a wrap but had “Cyberbeast” spray paint logos on the sides
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# ? May 5, 2024 15:13 |
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FWIW I saw one in the DFW area of Texas almost a month ago. It was the "normal" model parked in front of a semi truck dealership.
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# ? May 5, 2024 16:02 |
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I once saw the Weinermobile
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# ? May 5, 2024 16:11 |
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Holy poo poo this Garrison edit... https://twitter.com/four_tildes/status/1787044789650596337 EDIT: https://x.com/four_tildes/status/1787066146522288240
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# ? May 5, 2024 16:12 |
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Seaniqua posted:I once saw the Weinermobile And then you turned on your monitor
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# ? May 5, 2024 16:12 |
I see cybertrucks almost daily in Austin. They are everywhere here.
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# ? May 5, 2024 17:01 |
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Austin sucks poo poo
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# ? May 5, 2024 17:18 |
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Some guy near me has a lime green Cybertruck. Didn't even know you could customize them like that, I think the headlights are green as well.
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# ? May 5, 2024 19:09 |
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LASER BEAM DREAM posted:https://x.com/_viomarks_/status/1786765031847182576?s=46 I had an idea that I could move to the Netherlands and become a short king.
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# ? May 5, 2024 19:14 |
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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:Some guy near me has a lime green Cybertruck. Didn't even know you could customize them like that, I think the headlights are green as well. Any different colors are just aftermarket wraps. Tesla only sells it in stainless steel because Musk is an idiot.
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# ? May 5, 2024 19:15 |
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muscles like this! posted:Any different colors are just aftermarket wraps. Tesla only sells it in stainless steel because Musk is an idiot. im sad that some of the people who were dumb enough to buy a cybertruck were smart enough to wrap it
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# ? May 5, 2024 19:23 |
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Wouldn't an aftermarket wrap significantly increase its time-to-rust?
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# ? May 5, 2024 19:34 |
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it protects it from the elements, so i dont see how. the glue might be a bitch to get off, though
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# ? May 5, 2024 19:41 |
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Saw a Cybertruck at the Berlin Mall this weekend. I laughed at it.
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# ? May 5, 2024 19:43 |
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OPAONI posted:Wouldn't an aftermarket wrap significantly increase its time-to-rust? Yes but it also massively improves the structural integrity.
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# ? May 5, 2024 20:53 |
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it’s just the cellophane wrapper that comes on electronics. gotta peel it back
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# ? May 5, 2024 20:54 |
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Saw a cybertruck drinking a pina colada at trader vic's.
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# ? May 5, 2024 22:55 |
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Time to die
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# ? May 5, 2024 23:27 |
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My Spirit Otter posted:it protects it from the elements, so i dont see how. the glue might be a bitch to get off, though I meant make it take longer to rust. I can see how my statement was ambiguous though.
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# ? May 5, 2024 23:30 |
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coleman francis posted:Saw a cybertruck drinking a pina colada at trader vic's. Doesn't that void the warranty?
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# ? May 5, 2024 23:47 |
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coleman francis posted:Saw a cybertruck drinking a pina colada at trader vic's. Little old lady got mutilated late last night
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# ? May 6, 2024 00:44 |
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ultrafilter posted:Little old lady got mutilated late last night I don't remember that part in the pina colada song
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# ? May 6, 2024 01:04 |
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if you like lon chaney jr and you like beef chow mein
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# ? May 6, 2024 01:15 |
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D-Pad posted:I see cybertrucks almost daily in Austin. They are everywhere here. That's their natural habitat.
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# ? May 6, 2024 01:33 |
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ultrafilter posted:Little old lady got mutilated late last night closing the frunk
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# ? May 6, 2024 02:28 |
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I regret to inform you that anyone who has seen the Cybertruck in person “sucks poo poo,” and is unfortunately “gay as balls.” Reports are confirming this as we speak. I take no joy in delivering this news.
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# ? May 6, 2024 02:45 |
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Any time someone goes in to try and buy a Cybertruck, there ought to be a 2" thick 3x3' piece of birch attached to a revolving metal arm that belts them across the face right as they're about to sign the paperwork, and the money then goes to Musk's children or ex wives or some cause he's spoken out against (the person doesn't actually receive the truck)
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# ? May 6, 2024 02:48 |
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# ? May 19, 2024 02:45 |
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Dr. Lunchables posted:I regret to inform you that anyone who has seen the Cybertruck in person “sucks poo poo,” and is unfortunately “gay as balls.” Reports are confirming this as we speak. Counterpoint: you can have a lot of fun with gay balls, and you can't ignore the cybertruck to focus on the owner's personality for a positive change.
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# ? May 6, 2024 03:01 |