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lol that is awesome
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# ? May 18, 2024 17:14 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQHucgG6es4
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# ? May 3, 2024 23:47 |
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alexandriao posted:Wheres Shax
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# ? May 3, 2024 23:50 |
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redshirt posted:I don't have Paramount Neither do I but I'm still a nerd. It's not that difficult.
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# ? May 4, 2024 00:19 |
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counterfeitsaint posted:Neither do I but I'm still a nerd. Gasps! But what you imply would break the law!
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# ? May 4, 2024 00:23 |
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The General posted:When handling any firearms, it's important to do safety checks. My headcanon (which didn't exist until now) is that when the weapons go into their racks in the armory to recharge, they're automatically set to the safest setting: minimal stun with the safety on. Except on Voyager, of course. If you're a freak like Geordi who keeps a phaser in your dresser like that one episode with the shapeshifter (just looked it up: Aquiel), then who knows what your phaser is kept on. (Also, Memory Alpha in the synopsis of that episode says Riker states all weapons in weapons lockers are automatically set to "level one," so I guess my headcanon is right.)
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# ? May 4, 2024 00:27 |
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*Wakes up at 2AM *pees in the sonic shower *Stuns self back to sleep
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# ? May 4, 2024 00:29 |
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redshirt posted:Gasps! In the Star Trek universe Star Trek would be free hence it is ethical to steal it.
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# ? May 4, 2024 00:33 |
In space no one can hear you stream.
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# ? May 4, 2024 00:39 |
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Endless Trash posted:In the Star Trek universe Star Trek would be free hence it is ethical to steal it. Stealing? More like replicating.
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# ? May 4, 2024 00:51 |
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Powered Descent posted:Stealing? More like replicating.
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# ? May 4, 2024 00:55 |
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*Is sent to 100 years in the Mind Prison for downloading an episode of Season 4 Discovery
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# ? May 4, 2024 00:57 |
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I got sick of Mariner by S2E1 and stopped watching. The series also felt a little too bait-y at times, tricking me into caring about something before revealing it to be a gag. Not usually a deal breaker but it felt like my chain was being yanked far too often.
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# ? May 4, 2024 00:59 |
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I'll blame Rick & Morty's likely influence on some of the choices. It had some pretty good writing otherwise.
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# ? May 4, 2024 01:00 |
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But Discovery is the mind prison
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# ? May 4, 2024 01:00 |
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Kurash posted:I'll blame Rick & Morty's likely influence on some of the choices. It had some pretty good writing otherwise.
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# ? May 4, 2024 01:01 |
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Never watched Lower Decks but that clip pretty much guaranteed I will never start
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# ? May 4, 2024 01:04 |
I am also a self-serious loser who hates fun
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# ? May 4, 2024 01:06 |
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I feel in good company then
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# ? May 4, 2024 01:07 |
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*back from the Mind Prison, feeling great!
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# ? May 4, 2024 01:07 |
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I legit watched all of Season 1 of Disco on Netflix in Rome, because it was available on non American Netflix. Legally.
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# ? May 4, 2024 01:08 |
Sorry No. 6 I got high and had a sandwich and now I'm sorry I called you a loser, we're all star trek fans here
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# ? May 4, 2024 01:53 |
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Squiggle posted:Sorry No. 6 I got high and had a sandwich and now I'm sorry I called you a loser, we're all star trek fans here IDIC
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# ? May 4, 2024 01:58 |
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galagazombie posted:I’m sure there’s long term irreversible damage to your nervous system if you get hit with the stun setting too much too often . Getting hit once or twice with months in-between won’t do anything, but getting zapped on a near weekly basis for years will have you end up as next episodes moral quandary/metaphor. I can't help but feel that every single person posting in this thread would be better at writing an episode of trek than any writer that's ever looked at Discovery
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# ? May 4, 2024 02:21 |
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alexandriao posted:I can't help but feel that every single person posting in this thread would be better at writing an episode of trek than any writer that's ever looked at Discovery This is inarguably true, even for the people that are still bothering to watch that show
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# ? May 4, 2024 02:22 |
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"The Stun Bed" is still legal in 30 star systems.
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# ? May 4, 2024 02:23 |
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you know the breen don't look that bad without the helmet on. green crystal skull face. kind of badass. kind of reminds me of a robitussin gel cap.
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# ? May 4, 2024 02:28 |
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The thread could write an episode of Trek in separate posts exquisite-corpse-style and be better than Disco
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# ? May 4, 2024 02:49 |
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if this thread wrote an episode about the troubles and drama the crew is having with the new stun beds then that would be better than anything written in the new trek era
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# ? May 4, 2024 03:43 |
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Come to think of it, I can't name a single green Star Trek alien that's ever not looked dorky. Orions? Give me a break. The Gorn, star of the most famous lame TV fight of all time? Whenever they put all that green lighting all over the Borg? They just need to stay away from green.
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# ? May 4, 2024 04:36 |
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I'm pretty shocked that people in this thread haven't TRIED Lower Decks. People are torture watching Discovery and Picard and being like "Voyager was... good?" but haven't watched one episode of the comedy cartoon version? The thread that loved Seth McFarland's TNG knockoff?
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# ? May 4, 2024 04:44 |
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Lower Decks' Wej Duj is genuinely one of the best entries in the Trek canon.
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# ? May 4, 2024 05:17 |
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"No Small Parts" is better than anything Discovery has done.
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# ? May 4, 2024 05:30 |
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Paramount plus is like $12 a month, and you can binge LD in less than a month. There’s a cheaper version with ads for $6 iirc, but they don’t even bother to time the ads with breaks in the show. It’s torture. Paramount plus is also a piece of poo poo app but it’s got a lot of Trek on it and some cheesy new Westerns too.
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# ? May 4, 2024 07:03 |
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NuBeavis and Butthead is hilarious, and NuFrasier isn't the worst thing.
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# ? May 4, 2024 07:08 |
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My Second Re-Reg posted:"No Small Parts" is better than anything Discovery has done.
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# ? May 4, 2024 07:12 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Come to think of it, I can't name a single green Star Trek alien that's ever not looked dorky. Spock.
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# ? May 4, 2024 07:26 |
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This weeks Disco pretty good
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# ? May 4, 2024 07:47 |
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Lol, at the of the episode, Culber walks in on Book playing a monochromatic "Asteroids" knockoff on his viewscreen, complete with vector-inspired graphics and bleepy bloop noises. CULBER: Why don't you play the simulator on the holodeck? BOOK: I can always tell it's not a real ship. Book minimizes his window of flying polygons.
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# ? May 4, 2024 09:42 |
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# ? May 18, 2024 17:14 |
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Just finished up Voy s1 again and “get the cheese to sickbay” still makes me lol every time I hear it.
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