Karate Bastard posted:

Karate Bastard posted:

minato posted:

Good work agent 747. Now find an exit. Note that the nearest exit may be behind you.

minato posted:

Good work agent 747. Now find an exit. Note that the nearest exit may be behind you.

minato posted:

Good work agent 747. Now find an exit. Note that the nearest exit may be behind you.

minato posted:

Good work agent 747. Now find an exit. Note that the nearest exit may be behind you.

minato posted:

Good work agent 747. Now find an exit. Note that the nearest exit may be behind you.

Hubbert posted:

Good work, Agent 747.

FirstnameLastname posted:

mission accomplished. well done agent 747

minato posted:

Good work agent 747. Now find an exit. Note that the nearest exit may be behind you.

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/labocat/status/1786565928031043897

meat police posted:

this is a loving crime and I won't stand for it

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Sniper Elite seems to quietly be a Hitman game and I respect it.

Karate Bastard posted:

If brought into contact it will annihilate gram for gram like a matter-antimatter explosion. Safer ways to season your burrito exist.

Icon Of Sin posted:

Heard this in Werner Herzog’s voice, and felt the appropriate amount of dread for such

skincancerawareness posted:

1 in 5 Americans will get skin cancer in their lifetime. My buddy, only 30, was luckily diagnosed early...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E1xDA9rEKc

be safe, use sunscreen, and check yourself out.

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reflir posted:

Unfunny gimmick or gay rear end viral marketer I don't care go away you useless gently caress.

skincancerawareness posted:

chill out. Skin cancer is not cool.

Knockknees posted:

Don't worry OP, there is a low incidence of sun exposure behaviors in this forum.

Inceltown posted:

https://i.imgur.com/k6DdhQ0.mp4

Mario Yesyes posted:

So that's what things would be like if I'd invented the fingmangler...

Eric the Mauve posted:

I remember Orel Hershiser seeming like a really good pitching coach, for a guy who hated being a pitching coach.

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I'm no linguist but doesn't Hershiser basically mean. "Mr. poo poo" in German?

euphronius posted:

It does sound like Herr Scheißer somewhat

euphronius posted:

It means “deer-maker “ or “deer-doer” or “deerer”

zoux posted:

Deer.....deerfucker!

elentar posted:

It’s no Bastian Schweinsteiger, that’s for sure

Liquid Chicken posted:

I wonder how Noem views Clifford the Big Red Dog?

Silly Burrito posted:

Clifford the Big Dead Dog

EorayMel posted:

venus de lmao posted:

If you don't speak German: Schweinsteiger can be translated literally to "pig climber"

venus de lmao posted:

If you don't speak German: Schweinsteiger can be translated literally to "pig climber"

Brandon Proust posted:

didn’t know that german had a word to refer to david cameron specifically

Brandon Proust posted:

didn’t know that german had a word to refer to david cameron specifically

Sad Gnome posted:

This is not a thread, this is a statement. And yes I am aware that this is a lovely thread

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grittyreboot posted:

https://twitter.com/hausofdecline/status/1787854575187251386?t=MSAvV3ZKixOaghEOCcetAw&s=19

3D Megadoodoo posted:

What is this? (I haven't played Undertale.)

Akratic Method posted:

Nightmare Before Christmas is an old movie where the skeleton character lives in Halloween town and discovers a portal to Christmas. He is now discovering a portal to the 9/11 holiday instead.

Hippocrass posted:

It is NOT AN OLD MOVIE!!!!

gently caress !!! How was Nightmare Before Christmas from 1993!!!!


gently caress!!!!!

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

The Midlife Before Crisis

Perestroika posted:

When you Bastian but she keeps steiging your Schwein.

freeedr posted:

So there I am getting closer and closer to the checkpoint. I have what feels like a kilo of horse in my colon. I know it’s irrational but I feel like the agent is going to immediately stare up my rear end in a top hat like the eyepiece of a telescope and when he sees what’s up there he’s going to tear me in half asscheeks-first like a tray of dinner rolls. As I get closer I see the guy in more detail. He looks like a pile of sausages stood up all together and put on a human costume from Spirit Halloween. He couldn’t be more disinterested in anything else ever than he is in his job right now. He wouldn’t care if the Bahamian throuple behind me started having a dickslapping competition in the lounge area. I’m up to bat. I show him my paper. He hands it back and I walk through like I have no cares in the world. No rear end splitting occurs.


e: wrong app

Unkempt posted:

Martin Luther rear end wannabe with his diet of worms

Barry from EastEnders posted:

ACT NOW, QUANTITIES LIMITED!












(I'd like the honor of being one of the few people banned from coupons)

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EorayMel posted:

HOT DEAL LADIES: MY PANTS, HALF OFF