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oldpainless posted:I wouldn’t know. My parents forbade video games and I’ve never gotten into them That's terrible. How can we ever console you?
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Mierenneuker posted:^^^They made three of them! sounds about right. i just remember metallic or predator vision bouncy boob technology was a big thing in 2005 ish
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The original and probably some of the sequels also had an "age" slider from 0-99 that affected jiggle physics.
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stringless posted:The original and probably some of the sequels also had an "age" slider from 0-99 that affected jiggle physics. I don't know why, but this reminded me of Metal Gear Ac!d 2 on PSP. That game was incredibly horny for a turn-based game where characters stood still a lot. Just perfectly stationary character models with tits that would jump up or down by themselves for no discernable reason, like spring-powered balls trying to escape. Sometimes I think about the guy that programmed them, and I still get slightly worried...
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One of my closest friends made a bit of money a while ago writing a porn book and self-publishing on Kindle. It was about a dick that comes alive and goes off by itself and has adventures. She used the pen name 'Slip Rhee'. Not really relevant but the post about the weirdly independent boobs reminded me of it
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A Worrying Warlock posted:I don't know why, but this reminded me of Metal Gear Ac!d 2 on PSP. That game was incredibly horny for a turn-based game where characters stood still a lot. Well it IS a Metal Gear game.
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A Worrying Warlock posted:I don't know why, but this reminded me of Metal Gear Ac!d 2 on PSP. That game was incredibly horny for a turn-based game where characters stood still a lot. Once you recognize the secret reason for her exposure, you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds.
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oldpainless posted:I wouldn’t know. My parents forbade video games and I’ve never gotten into them oldgameless...
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oldpainless posted:Correct my friend. I must have spent hundreds of hours in my teenage years playing that game oldpainless posted:I wouldn’t know. My parents forbade video games and I’ve never gotten into them wait a second... more like oldconsistenceless!
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A Worrying Warlock posted:I don't know why, but this reminded me of Metal Gear Ac!d 2 on PSP. That game was incredibly horny for a turn-based game where characters stood still a lot. Also unlockable stereoscopic videos of girls posing that you could ogle with the included PSP stereo view lenses
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Sally posted:oldgameless... Here lies oldpainless. He never scored.
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Again with the lovely subtitles. Last time time it was with Killers of the Flower Moon where it could be argued you're not supposed to understand the native American language because because the white characters don't, but now I'm watching a movie where there's extended dialogue in a fictional language and you're definitely supposed to understand those conversations. So I've got two options: either English subtitles for the fictional language but not for the English spoken parts, or SDH for the English parts but for some loving reason not the fictional parts because gently caress deaf people? Had to hunt down proper subs made by an unofficial third party. (Also my go-to site for those closed down which sucks.) Also, isn't it about time for English non-SDH subs without the [door creaks] and [dramatic music rises] bits? I'm not deaf, English just isn't my first language and I have pretty bad ADHD so subs make for a more relaxed viewing expierence and using my own language's is a crap shoot and more often than not is shittily translated and even at best of times loses a lot in translation.
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Taeke posted:I'm watching a movie where there's extended dialogue in a fictional language and you're definitely supposed to understand those conversations. I'm thinking whoever did the SDH subtitles expected that the film would've had its own baked-in subtitles for the fictional language. I dunno if that was a reasonable expectation or not, but in any case you're right that it should've been fixed!
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Taeke posted:Again with the lovely subtitles. Last time time it was with Killers of the Flower Moon where it could be argued you're not supposed to understand the native American language because because the white characters don't, but now I'm watching a movie where there's extended dialogue in a fictional language and you're definitely supposed to understand those conversations. More What We Do in the Shadows grumbles related to this: on the BBC they subtitle any Spanish-speaking into English, but on Disney Plus they put [SPEAKING IN SPANISH] whenever Guillermo is speaking to his family. I'd rather they put the drat Spanish words up at least then I could guess.
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It's always annoying when American shows expect everyone to be at least passing in Spanish. I live about a looong way from the nearest Spanish speaking country. Theoretically, the Phillipines is a Spanish speaking country, but that's less than 0.5% of the population. Next would be Ecuador which is 15,000km away.
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A few shows have jokes about that to the point of My Name Is Earl having a full on easter egg in a rant in Spanish being actually a shout-out to Spanish speaking audiences.
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I don't actually mind Spanish being unsubtitled in the non-subtitled version of the show. Usually the showrunners will make sure you can get by without understanding. Shadows is fine with that.
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[Foreign heathen lingo]
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:I'm thinking whoever did the SDH subtitles expected that the film would've had its own baked-in subtitles for the fictional language. I dunno if that was a reasonable expectation or not, but in any case you're right that it should've been fixed! poo poo, yeah, that's probably what happened. It's so weird to me that subtitles always seem like an afterthought, especially with huge Hollywood blockbusters where the costs would be a drop in a bucket. A movie with a budget in the hundreds of millions shouldn't mind spending a couple of grand to make sure the subs are up to par with the rest of production, considering it's a big part of the experience for huge segment of the audience. Especially when the subs are for the language spoken. You don't even have to do any fancy translations (which can be difficult and expensive, especially when there's a lot of non-literal language like idioms, jokes, cultural references etc), all you need to do is have what's spoken be transcribed.
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Pretty much all major media companies have had completely hosed priorities for a long while now, and subtitles are rock bottom in the priority list for a number of reasons resulting from that.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Pretty much all major media companies have had completely hosed priorities for a long while now, and subtitles are rock bottom in the priority list for a number of reasons resulting from that. It must be right down there alongside good audio mixing. Not everyone has 5.1/7.1 audio setups. Especially infuriating when it comes to anime. Series originally broadcast with 2.0 audio where voices are the loudest thing? Let's dub it in 5.1 audio with vocals being punted off to speakers that aren't on every TV, and have the music or sound effects play on the speakers that are on every TV instead!
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If I remember correctly The typical 5.1 mix for tv is putting all dialog from on-screen characters and foley for on-screen actions in the center channel and saving the 4 side channels for music.
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HopperUK posted:More What We Do in the Shadows grumbles related to this: on the BBC they subtitle any Spanish-speaking into English, but on Disney Plus they put [SPEAKING IN SPANISH] whenever Guillermo is speaking to his family. I'd rather they put the drat Spanish words up at least then I could guess.  (To be fair this was live, but they were singing a popular Italian opera song). Megillah Gorilla posted:It's always annoying when American shows expect everyone to be at least passing in Spanish. I live about a looong way from the nearest Spanish speaking country. The 2nd most common language in the Philippines is English, thanks to the Spanish-American War & President William Howard Taft. 
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Did spending a few decades as a colony of the US really have more of a linguistic impact than spending 300 years as a Spanish colony?
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FreudianSlippers posted:Did spending a few decades as a colony of the US really have more of a linguistic impact than spending 300 years as a Spanish colony? I dunno man, you can nearly wipe out a language pretty quickly if you're really trying. Ask the Welsh and the Scots.
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FreudianSlippers posted:Did spending a few decades as a colony of the US really have more of a linguistic impact than spending 300 years as a Spanish colony? Short answer… yes. Taft implemented a more robust education system and to this day ESL is as common in Filipino schools as Spanish is here in the US. There's a reason the stereotype that Filipinos make up a majority of international ship crews is because like aviation, English is the standard language in maritime operations.
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Baron von Eevl posted:If I remember correctly The typical 5.1 mix for tv is putting all dialog from on-screen characters and foley for on-screen actions in the center channel and saving the 4 side channels for music. Okay, cool BOOM BANG but would it BANG BOOM BANG have killed them BOOM BOOM to make the voices BANG BANG louder than the sound effects?
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Probably helped that they have like 300k languages in The Philippines.. Sorta like India.
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There was a time in the aughts into the teens where reality shows in the US would have subtitles for people clearly speaking English but with a foreign accent, but then nothing for mush-mouthed Americans when it would actually be useful.
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I've seen a few of those. Years ago I saw some US news show subtitle a British reporter who was talking about some bullshit the royal family was getting up to. Naturally he was using received pronunciation, i.e. the most posh accent, but the US show was subtitling him and it was just bizarre. Like, it's literally the poshest accent in the world, not some scouser from a council estate. Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 14:01 on May 7, 2024 |
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Sort of like how Garth Marenghi subtitles all the scottish characters because he's a bigot who thinks they're uninteliigible.
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muscles like this! posted:Argylle is a bad movie but a really bizarre thing where nobody has problems killing guys except when it comes to Bryan Cranston's character. The main characters get the drop on him multiple times but for some reason just knock him out instead of killing him. I loving hate it when movies do this
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credburn posted:I picked that movie for movie night when I was a kid and wasn't allowed to pick the movie night movie ever again. lmao
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Inspector Gesicht posted:Sort of like how Garth Marenghi subtitles all the scottish characters because he's a bigot who thinks they're uninteliigible. 'I aint never going back. Not never'
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Inspector Gesicht posted:Sort of like how Garth Marenghi subtitles all the scottish characters because he's a bigot who thinks they're uninteliigible. He's right.
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Yngwie Mangosteen posted:He's right. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqAu-DDlINs Edit: Put the auto generated subtitles on
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A Worrying Warlock posted:I don't know why, but this reminded me of Metal Gear Ac!d 2 on PSP. That game was incredibly horny for a turn-based game where characters stood still a lot. In MGS4 there are a large number of cutscenes whetein if you shake the dualshock 3 motion sensor, the breasts of the women on screen would jiggle in tandem
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Inspector Gesicht posted:Sort of like how Garth Marenghi subtitles all the scottish characters because he's a bigot who thinks they're uninteliigible. The Mayfair Witches tv show did this unironically when they had flashbacks to Scotland. They weren't even that hard to understand.
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The sous chef for a few seasons of Hell's Kitchen was Scottish and I don't think I understood a single thing the dude said.
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Fil5000 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqAu-DDlINs Those subtitles elevate that skit to the sublime.
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