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That is real journalism. I'm surprised someone hasn't tried to ferry one onto Mackinac Island for emergency purposes.
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quote:"There is also the issue of the ethical and moral compass of a company that sells you a feature that is no good to you, where the car is going to be registered and doesn't bother to tell you don't use this," said Iny.  As if Tesla gives a gently caress.Or any other car company, to be honest.
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You want to be a live beta tester like the uber chad tech warrior you are, sometimes that means having to spend $$$ to fix someone else's car bucko
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Cactus Ghost posted:god bless shitposting local papers It gets better https://x.com/hardin/status/1786965307346591768?s=46&t=6HOSYVrXffESMo0NlyR0Lg
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Sagebrush posted:note that this is also contrary to ol' musky's moronic personal precept that the user doesn't know what they want and their input is always wrong: I know this is not anything new to the thread, but like... how can people think that this guy is intelligent? If almost all user input is error, then wouldn't we be getting into accidents >50% of the time that we get behind the wheel? Like, you don't need to follow this to its logical conclusion, just take it literally one step to discover that it is obviously untrue.
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Remind me again why Nader wrote unsafe at any speed and why someone hasn’t done one for Tesla resulting an equal response by the (any) government?
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Muscle Tracer posted:I know this is not anything new to the thread, but like... how can people think that this guy is intelligent? If almost all user input is error, then wouldn't we be getting into accidents >50% of the time that we get behind the wheel? Like, you don't need to follow this to its logical conclusion, just take it literally one step to discover that it is obviously untrue. maybe he personally is just an absolutely terrible driver and almost all of his inputs are in error. even an inherently faulty self-driving system is less dangerous than him operating a vehicle normally. this would explain a ton actually
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freelop posted:Stolen from the Infowarrior ride thread Imagine having so much of a hard on for a millionaire shitstain Karen ex-President that it's your daily personality. I literally have nothing I care about enough to plaster semi-permanently on the entire surface of my car. A couple stickers, maybe (on the window, natch, so they're easily removable.) edit: I don't put ANY political stickers on my poo poo, because I don't want to have those conversations with confrontation strangers. Or any conversations with strangers, really.
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Darchangel posted:I literally have nothing I care about enough to plaster semi-permanently on the entire surface of my car.
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It's called aposematism and we should thank them. If the Cybertruck wasn't enough of a red flag, the wrap unambiguously tells people to stay away from the person inside
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The Door Frame posted:It's called aposematism and we should thank them. If the Cybertruck wasn't enough of a red flag, the wrap unambiguously tells people to stay away from the person inside
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The Door Frame posted:It's called aposematism and we should thank them. If the Cybertruck wasn't enough of a red flag, the wrap unambiguously tells people to stay away from the person inside True, there is that. That poor GTX. Savages!
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Y'know how people said the car would quite easily slice pedestrians up? Turns out it does the same to owners. Don't click the image unless you want to see the inside of some dude's leg. https://twitter.com/youwouldntpost/status/1787228522773369159?t=A6J3vtmnFvaWKtMGl3qy1Q&s=19
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sure my ‘58 Plymouth Fury killed a bunch of people and drove me insane, but I still love the car.
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Olympic Mathlete posted:Y'know how people said the car would quite easily slice pedestrians up? Turns out it does the same to owners. Cybertrucks can have little a you. As a treat.
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I really thought "design a car door so it won't slice you open" was a solved issue but here we are.
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jesus christ is it just the raw cut edge with no chamfer? do the trucks ship with burrs and poo poo hanging off the edges lol
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Cactus Ghost posted:jesus christ is it just the raw cut edge with no chamfer? do the trucks ship with burrs and poo poo hanging off the edges lol *as I gently drag my fingertip along the jagged and unfinished edge of my cybertruck door, finger pouring blood* precision like this is unthinkable. couldn't love this truck more
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So slamming your penith in the car door is more risky than normal?
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Olympic Mathlete posted:Y'know how people said the car would quite easily slice pedestrians up? Turns out it does the same to owners. Fuckin ow. Imagine driving a vehicle that's just itching to whack you with a shovel. Imagine loving it.
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Cactus Ghost posted:jesus christ is it just the raw cut edge with no chamfer? do the trucks ship with burrs and poo poo hanging off the edges lol Supposedly they came up with a process to "coin edge" the panels, but they still sharp as gently caress.
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BuckyDoneGun posted:Supposedly they came up with a process to "coin edge" the panels, but they still sharp as gently caress. Because the process that existing car manufacturers use for all mass produced cars to prevent the body panel/door edges from thirsting for blood required Distruption, or? I even remember the mid 90s before low and mid-range PC builders learned what deburring was, and you ran the chance of flaying knuckles open adding a hard drive but even those low bidding bottom feeders fixed the problem!
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On the latest Cybertruck video from TFLEV, on of the presenters mentioned he cut his leg on the corner of the tailgate while loading it.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Fuckin ow. Imagine driving a vehicle that's just itching to whack you with a shovel. Imagine loving it. Tesla fanboys are in an abusive relationship but won't be told.
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boy imagine a triangular piece of razor edged aluminum peeling off at "dipshit in a tesla" highway speeds
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Was that also a stainless steel part?
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New death for the next Final Destination unlocked.
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AirRaid posted:New death for the next Final Destination unlocked. Bystander dodges stainless Cybertruck trim spear while motoring down the highway. Trim piece falls harmlessly on shoulder...
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Code Jockey posted:boy imagine a triangular piece of razor edged aluminum peeling off at "dipshit in a tesla" highway speeds I had a moonroof decide to depart my vehicle while driving down the highway, hoooolyshiiit that was a sound.
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"Still love the truck!" has to be the free space in a cybertruck fuckup bingo board
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Serjeant Buzfuz posted:I had a moonroof decide to depart my vehicle while driving down the highway, hoooolyshiiit that was a sound. Can you describe this sound? I'm imagining a nice WHOOOMP as it got sucked out.
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CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:So slamming your penith in the car door is more risky than normal? If you slam it and don't cut it off, the door will slam harder and harder until it does thanks to the AI.
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hey remember the guy who nearly got his finger taken off by the frunk? well people said he was doing it wrong so he did it again with predictable results https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTrK_7vUGiY he should stick his dick in there next to prevent passing on his genes
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Lol the cybertruck is the new "it's a jeep thing" It's a Cybertruck thing, you wouldn't understand 
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Applebees Appetizer posted:Lol the cybertruck is the new "it's a jeep thing" You’re right. I loving don’t. 
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Applebees Appetizer posted:Lol the cybertruck is the new "it's a jeep thing" “Because you are SANE!”
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