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Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

If you're going to get a Pontiac Aztek, you may as well get a notable one, like this Champagne Pontiac Aztek, like from the hit television show Breaking Bad.


(Also pictured is a Red Pontiac Aztek)

I'm not big on the crossovers, but I have a strong appreciation for an Orange Pontiac Firebird Trans-Am .



Something about those hood graphics hits me just right.

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Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010

woah woah woah time out
that's questionable. while there was an orange aztek in the pic it doesn't really count as the previous pic was an orange aztek.

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
Pontiac is valid.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Liquid Communism posted:

I'm not big on the crossovers, but I have a strong appreciation for an Orange Pontiac Firebird Trans-Am .



Something about those hood graphics hits me just right.

Did it come with a orange GM auto tranny?

https://www.autopartsdb.net/assets/images/ProductImg/P/P20104.JPG

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer
op I didn't read the op or any of the posts ITT but don't tell me what to do

Kurten
May 28, 2001

100% less banned. 50% more sober. 0% less bitter. NOW WITH LOWER BLOOD PRESSURE!
Be wary of strange trannies. Someone might have poured sawdust into it to quiet it down.

Dennis McClaren
Mar 28, 2007

"Hey, don't put capture a guy!"
...Well I've got to put something!
I put some serious thought into whether or not I made-out with and felt-up a tranny when I was in Mexico for Spring Break college 05.

I remember taking lots of tequila shots from a Pancho Villa looking dude with a big sombrero in a dark night club. He had them stored in a shotgun bandelero or whatever they're called that hold shotgun shells across your chest.
That was my last vivid memory of what happened later that night.
I got into a fight with like 3 Mexicans in a bar after 2am when we left the club. One of them pulled a knife on me. Apparently this didn't deter me from demanding alcohol from them, at night, at knife-point. My friends spoke Spanish and pulled me away from them before I got killed.
We went to a strip-club because they were still serving alcohol past 2am. It was like a Wednesday night, and to say the least, the club was not poppin.
My friends being more sober, took the first good or average looking girls for private dances in these little walled off side rooms the club had.
I didn't really get to ask a stripper for a dance. I think my friends just pushed her on me. I was too wasted to think it might be a bad idea.
She, or he, took me into one of the side rooms and started making out with me and grabbing my junk pretty quick. I remember her putting my hands on her tits, and I thought they were pretty nice for implants on a stripper in Cabo San Lucas Mexico.
I kept trying to get more fresh, but she was dodging my advances to go down south on her. She/he kept pushing my hand away, throwing her tits in my face, and trying to make out with me to pull more cash out of this encounter.
Listen, I was pretty wasted. I remember she kind of had a long face, but the rest of her body was bangin.
Then I blacked out and had most of this story recounted to me the next day from my friends.

That's my one and only tranny story.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
No shame in enjoying a sexual experience with a transgender person, my friend. They're people too!

Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010

ORANGE VOLGAMINO

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001


Liquid Communism posted:

I'm not big on the crossovers, but I have a strong appreciation for an Orange Pontiac Firebird Trans-Am .



Something about those hood graphics hits me just right.


sweet mother of gently caress why would you do that to a Firebird? It looks like you put a loving velour tracksuit on it. I weep from the bottom of my soul for this poor car. It's a loving spraytan. It's just missing a gold chain, some Just For Men and a viagra prescription

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Unsure if you're talking about somebody in office or the car after that description.

That said, GM offered a ton of colors on the Firebird, and that could easily be a factory color. Mandarin Orange or Orange Metallic look like pretty close matches for that generation.

It certainly looks better than this gray with a touch of patina Firebird

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001


STR posted:

Unsure if you're talking about somebody in office or the car after that description.

That said, GM offered a ton of colors on the Firebird, and that could easily be a factory color. Mandarin Orange or Orange Metallic look like pretty close matches for that generation.

It certainly looks better than this gray with a touch of patina Firebird



and here I thought painting a glorious Firebird such an atrocious seventies orange was a crime....

:gonk:

Why, dear gods of thunder and guzzoline, why?!

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randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Well I mean that's a 1977-1981 (I don't know the differences between years enough to tell much else), so it's only fitting it gets an atrocious 70s color. :colbert:

So in keeping with the rules of the car game, how about (a well done knockoff of) the second most well known black Firebird in the world, complete with a supercomputer controlled automatic tranny?

randomidiot fucked around with this message at 10:05 on Jul 28, 2018

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