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BURGERS? What makes a good one?
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Beetroot! (gently caress yeah!) 6 26.09%
Pineapple (But maybe only with chicken idk) 2 8.70%
Egg (Where's an egg?) 4 17.39%
Any combination / all of the above? 7 30.43%
None of the above, you all sicken me. 4 17.39%
Total: 23 votes
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Those On My Left
Jun 25, 2010

EXAKT Science posted:

is american mustard the weird gross neon yellow poo poo?

i dunno, maybe? it all disappeared into my face

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Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


American mustard is the bright yellow stuff, yes, but if you get that cheap generic stuff from Coles or Woolies it actually tastes very different to normal American yellow mustard. Classic yellow mustard in America is very vinegar-based and more tangy/savory, but some of the "American" mustard they sell here is very sugary and thus utterly wrong.

Not that I can blame them for assuming American food must have tons of added sugar, but yellow mustard is one exception, and to make your food actually more sugary than Americans would want it is shameful.

(Besides, we already have honey mustard if we actually want sweet mustard)

:colbert:

Gwynplaine
Jan 24, 2015

"Let me get this straight..."
sweet seeded mustard is decent but sounds like an exclamation

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Those On My Left posted:

on tuesday i had this



Why on earth would you name a burger this unless you were filling it with ribs.

MaliciousOnion
Sep 23, 2009

Ignorance, the root of all evil
Mac & cheese croquette is probably one of the worst things you could put in a burger, after smashed avo.

Mad Katter
Aug 23, 2010

STOP THE BATS
Count me in!

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎


bin

MaliciousOnion
Sep 23, 2009

Ignorance, the root of all evil


Binception.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002


My brief glance at the first two lines of the GIS for burger bin failed me.

MaliciousOnion
Sep 23, 2009

Ignorance, the root of all evil

Matthew Beet posted:

My brief glance at the first two lines of the GIS for burger bin failed me.

Yeah it was buried a ways down, along with this one:

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
I got a pm telling me to eat burgers out of a bin

Mozzafiato
Jul 6, 2015

Tagliagole
auspol regulars only or can a lurker join

Mozzafiato
Jul 6, 2015

Tagliagole
they changed stupid newbie don't like this garbage dick

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

We welcome all bincomers

Mozzafiato
Jul 6, 2015

Tagliagole

Matthew Beet posted:

We welcome all bincomers

okay i am in venice so might be on at odd time but would like to play

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES
did Í miss signup?

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Nope. Still open.

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES
cool im in

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

love how smug that seagull is. fuckin garbage bird

white mans burping
Feb 24, 2015
None of the above you all sicken me


Cheese and bacon only



I'm out of this game but would love to be in :-(

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

white mans burping posted:

None of the above you all sicken me


Cheese and bacon only



I'm out of this game but would love to be in :-(

Agreed. I'll be watching from the sidelines. Highly endorse this game.

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.
JIC this game starts tomorrow, I'll be at my mum's place helping her with her taxes most of the afternoon.

Those On My Left
Jun 25, 2010

Mithranderp posted:

JIC this game starts tomorrow, I'll be at my mum's place helping her with her taxes most of the afternoon.

Yeah also, this isn't a joke, I have board games

Negative Entropy
Nov 30, 2009

What the loving gently caress?

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

are you in the bin, kommando?


also yeah this game wont start proper till monday..

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002


+1 point for being on topic

-99 for fdotm

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
can i have my rolm pm now

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

bowmore posted:

can i have my rolm pm now

ok, you're scum godfather. shhh

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Serious answer: tomorrow I'll send them out. I'm still tweaking balance because i've never ran one of these before and I have had more people join than I expected. but that's coo', we roll with it yo.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
I thought it was a vanilla game what is there to balance

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

no but seriously i just need to make a spreadsheet and populate it and make some rolls. that will all happen tomorrow.

MaliciousOnion
Sep 23, 2009

Ignorance, the root of all evil
:burger: Burger Report :burger:



The Big Huey
Big Huey's Diner, South Melbourne
two beef patties with Dijon mustard, housemade beetroot relish, crisp lettuce, sautéed red onion, grilled cheese, bacon and Judith’s tomato chutney.

This thing was delicious. And big. I don't think the picture does it justice but that's a big burger. Two decent size patties side-by-side on a turkish roll. The Beet-root relish added some sweet freshness to counterbalance the heaviness of the meats and cheese, while the chutney/mustard combo packed a real flavour punch that wasn't overpowering. Also came with beer battered fries and a mandarin Jarritos. Sadly no bins but still enjoyed. A+++ would burg again.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

MaliciousOnion posted:

:burger: Burger Report :burger:



The Big Huey
Big Huey's Diner, South Melbourne
two beef patties with Dijon mustard, housemade beetroot relish, crisp lettuce, sautéed red onion, grilled cheese, bacon and Judith’s tomato chutney.

This thing was delicious. And big. I don't think the picture does it justice but that's a big burger. Two decent size patties side-by-side on a turkish roll. The Beet-root relish added some sweet freshness to counterbalance the heaviness of the meats and cheese, while the chutney/mustard combo packed a real flavour punch that wasn't overpowering. Also came with beer battered fries and a mandarin Jarritos. Sadly no bins but still enjoyed. A+++ would burg again.

this looks fantastic and i want it right loving now

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Whoah, nice burger, Onion. So we can start posting these already before the game starts? I'm aiming to make my trip today.

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
I'm either going to brodburger or building my own burg at maccas today for my report.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
I don't have enough money to buy a burg

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale
at a barbecue, made a tasty fuckin burg

burger with barbecue sauce, pork ribs, bacon, and pineapple. the last three ingredients were cooked together on a grill for hours and glazed with a delicious pineapple mustard glaze.

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MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

bowmore posted:

I don't have enough money to buy a burg

:( :hf: :(

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