KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

The Human Cow posted:

Did you get gigantic drill's permission before posting this?

I'm bootleggin' an avatar, baby!

# ? May 7, 2024 18:48

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 07:36

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Red posted:

Do you have any idea how much time I waste in this thread?

I could ball park it...

# ? May 7, 2024 23:48

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Now let’s push this giant ball of oil out the window.

# ? May 8, 2024 00:00

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

SirPablo posted:

Now let’s push this giant ball of oil out the window.

Heellooooo SirPablo.

# ? May 8, 2024 06:36

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Alhazred, buddy, I gotta tell you something. That quote is played.

# ? May 8, 2024 17:54

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

"Played quotes"... I'm so lucky to have a friend like you, potee. Ever tell you how much I love you?

# ? May 8, 2024 18:02

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

potee posted:

Alhazred, buddy, I gotta tell you something. That quote is played.

Yeah it's gonna be a problem. It's gonna be a problem for them! This is a clear violation of your rights as a consumer. It's an infringement on your constitutional rights! It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!

# ? May 9, 2024 04:36

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Ginette Reno posted:

Yeah it's gonna be a problem. It's gonna be a problem for them! This is a clear violation of your rights as a consumer. It's an infringement on your constitutional rights! It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!

Now, what are you gonna do about my Twix?

# ? May 9, 2024 23:48

MightyJoe36: Dec 29, 2013; Cat Army

A nickel!

# ? May 10, 2024 12:56

bravesword: Apr 13, 2012; Silent Protagonist

I�ve only got hundreds.

# ? May 10, 2024 14:19

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

See, keep the big bills on the outside.

# ? May 10, 2024 14:23

esperantinc: May 5, 2003; JERRY! HELLO!

That's a five!

# ? May 10, 2024 14:38

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

We all don't have checks rolling in like you do...

# ? May 10, 2024 15:12

TheKingslayer: Sep 3, 2008

She's on a very fixed income.

# ? May 10, 2024 18:31

banned from Starbucks: Jul 18, 2004

You told my Nana to drop dead!?

# ? May 10, 2024 19:24

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Don't post any more, I'm dead now, gotta go

# ? May 10, 2024 19:41

bravesword: Apr 13, 2012; Silent Protagonist

POTEE NEVER HAD CANCER!

# ? May 11, 2024 22:58

Chili: Jan 23, 2004; college kids ain't shit; Fun Shoe

It's my medical opinion, that you're making a big mistake. And it's going.

In my chart.

# ? May 12, 2024 00:26

Palmtree Panic: Jul 28, 2007; He has no style, he has no grace

You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning.

# ? May 12, 2024 00:50

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

When a patient gets difficult, you quone 'em!

# ? May 12, 2024 05:18

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

It was a million to quone shot, Doc. Million to quone.

# ? May 12, 2024 15:40

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

https://twitter.com/TheWrap/status/1790135617306652701

Now it's time to go.

# ? May 14, 2024 23:37

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

potee posted:

https://twitter.com/TheWrap/status/1790135617306652701

Now it's time to go.

That's not gonna be good for business

# ? May 15, 2024 00:52

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

I think you're all a little touched in the head. :colbert:

# ? May 15, 2024 01:13

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

Natural? Sex is about love between a man and a woman, not a woman and a bee.

# ? May 15, 2024 03:40

Professor Wayne: Aug 27, 2008; So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

So who�s having sex with the hen?

# ? May 15, 2024 05:30

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

I believe it's pronounced monage a buzz

# ? May 15, 2024 05:51

Professor Wayne: Aug 27, 2008; So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

What do you want to eat tonight?

Feels like an R bees night

# ? May 15, 2024 12:15

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Professor Wayne posted:

What do you want to eat tonight?

Feels like an R bees night

# ? May 15, 2024 17:07

Dongicus: Jun 12, 2015

Professor Wayne posted:

So who�s having sex with the hen?

Who else but Quagmire!

# ? May 15, 2024 17:18

Palmtree Panic: Jul 28, 2007; He has no style, he has no grace

GET OUT! GET OUT! I don't want to live like this.

# ? May 15, 2024 17:32

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

If you wanna live in a butcher shop, I'm gonna treat you like a piece of meat.

# ? May 15, 2024 18:18

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats.

# ? May 15, 2024 19:21

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Do you always stuff meat in your pocket?

# ? May 15, 2024 19:29

bravesword: Apr 13, 2012; Silent Protagonist

Yeah, that�s right. I got �em all. Cold cucumber, corn and crab chowder� mulligatawny.

# ? May 15, 2024 21:54

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

Oh, I've cut slices so thin, I couldn't even see them.

# ? May 15, 2024 23:04

MightyJoe36: Dec 29, 2013; Cat Army

Now why would I, a Julliard trained Dermatologist, tell him to get a second opinion?

# ? May 16, 2024 14:08

Palmtree Panic: Jul 28, 2007; He has no style, he has no grace

Why go to the park and fly a kite, when you can just pop a pill?

# ? May 16, 2024 20:51

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries?

I don't know.

# ? May 16, 2024 22:31

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 07:36

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

Why can't Joe DiMaggio have a donut like everyone else?

# ? May 16, 2024 23:01

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