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That Little Demon: Dec 3, 2020

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Punished Chuck: Dec 27, 2010

That Little Demon posted:

lmfao

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herculon: Sep 7, 2018

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Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

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cow rear end!

# ? Oct 19, 2022 02:16

That Little Demon: Dec 3, 2020

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I got the tude now: Jul 22, 2007

That Little Demon posted:

lmfao

# ? Oct 19, 2022 02:24

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

That Little Demon posted:

Lmao

# ? Oct 19, 2022 02:25

American McGay: Feb 28, 2010; by sebmojo

That Little Demon posted:

david r watters
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In article <k9hqvd...@matt.ksu.ksu.edu> bre...@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (Brett Watson) writes:
> NOTE: I just read in Electronic Gaming Monthly today that
>the release date for Bonk's Revenge is NOW. Can anyone confirm
>this? I was expecting to have to wait until x-mas.

The store I frequent got a bunch of copies of the PC-Engine version.
The graphics look good, and it is fairly large.

They have changed the way Bonk acts while spinning in the air. He now spins
in spurts so you can tell if he is upside down or not. This is good for
doing spinning head dives, but doesn have that smooth, speedy feeling of the
previous motion.
In the Pc-Engine version, when Bonk eats the first piece of meat het turns into
a fag and starts blowing kisses that turn the enemy into stone, just as
flipping in the air and landing head first on the ground did in the first
version. I wonder if this will be changed for the US version as were
the farts comming from the Japenes versions of J.J. and Jeff.
When he eats the second piece of meat, his head swells and developes two
bulges that make him look like the red "head" monster in a couple
Buggs Bunny flicks, the interesting monster who needed an interesting hairdoo.
Steam and fire shoot out of these buldges at first and from then on Bonk
glows.

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Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

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That Little Demon: Dec 3, 2020

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Wormskull: Aug 23, 2009

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# ? Oct 19, 2022 02:47

goferchan: Feb 8, 2004; It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

# ? Oct 19, 2022 02:49

Plutonis: Mar 25, 2011

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tmfc: Sep 28, 2006

That Little Demon posted:

john ftw. loud and proud

# ? Oct 19, 2022 03:00

Fargield: Sep 27, 2008

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Fargield: Sep 27, 2008

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tmfc: Sep 28, 2006

adding TROLL= HOMO and the FLAME PROOFER to protect your posts is a genius move

# ? Oct 19, 2022 03:04

Evil Eagle: Nov 5, 2009

goferchan posted:

Lol

# ? Oct 19, 2022 03:05

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

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# ? Oct 19, 2022 03:06

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

That Little Demon posted:

Every morning I wake up and open palm slam a CD into the disc tray. It�s Tomb Raider and right then and there I start jerking my dick to Lara Croft

# ? Oct 19, 2022 03:08

Wormskull: Aug 23, 2009

goferchan posted:

# ? Oct 19, 2022 03:09

Wormskull: Aug 23, 2009

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Every morning I wake up and open palm slam a CD into the disc tray. It�s Tomb Raider and right then and there I start jerking my dick to Lara Croft

I started reading this to that Sugar Ray song and got pissed. If you say CD tray and add all day to the end it works. Well done Pablo.

# ? Oct 19, 2022 03:11

That Little Demon: Dec 3, 2020

Better Bodies, Better Heads, and Strip For Me. Success!
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Doug
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Mar 7, 2006, 11:53:39 AM
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Many thanks to those who helped me get these three mods onto my
computer and working! They work well, and I have now started one game
for as many female nudist NPCs that have removable clothes, and one
game I play in front of my wife/sister/daughter.
The "straight" game will have just a few nudists. Helviane Desele
completely naked instead of merely topless is not out of place in her
Suran club of naked dancers, Earthly Delights. Next, I'll see if the
two purchasible female slaves in Tel Aruhn will remove their one
remaining garment.

In my as-many-nudes-as-possible game, for playing when I'm alone, I
might use the "Command Humanoid" spell to get all the naked girls to
follow me down to the basement of the Fighter's Guild in Balmora, and
keep that room as my harem. I just hope the computer doesn't melt when
I'm down there, because they're all so hot.

Doug

# ? Oct 19, 2022 03:15

Wormskull: Aug 23, 2009

That Little Demon posted:

Better Bodies, Better Heads, and Strip For Me. Success!
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Doug
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Mar 7, 2006, 11:53:39 AM
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Many thanks to those who helped me get these three mods onto my
computer and working! They work well, and I have now started one game
for as many female nudist NPCs that have removable clothes, and one
game I play in front of my wife/sister/daughter.
The "straight" game will have just a few nudists. Helviane Desele
completely naked instead of merely topless is not out of place in her
Suran club of naked dancers, Earthly Delights. Next, I'll see if the
two purchasible female slaves in Tel Aruhn will remove their one
remaining garment.

In my as-many-nudes-as-possible game, for playing when I'm alone, I
might use the "Command Humanoid" spell to get all the naked girls to
follow me down to the basement of the Fighter's Guild in Balmora, and
keep that room as my harem. I just hope the computer doesn't melt when
I'm down there, because they're all so hot.

Doug

lmao So loving sick.

# ? Oct 19, 2022 03:16

That Little Demon: Dec 3, 2020

Wormskull posted:

lmao So loving sick.

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Doug
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After meeting the witch I had made a big circle and was coming up from
the south. I put on my 80% Chameleon amulet, and they all took off
towards the north.

After stealing their stuff, I wandered up the path in the direction
they had run, and I came across one of them, named Yanabani
Ashushshirari. I quietened her down with a "Charm Humanoid" spell, and
persuaded her to take off her clothes. She was only able to take off
her skirt, but it was very nice.

Then while I was admiring her, another one, Benudni Ilurnubishpal,
attacked me from behind. I did the same with her, and she said she
would like to take off her clothes for me, but she couldn't because
they were locked on.

I slept for a couple of hours to rebuild my magica for the third one,
and when I awoke they had disappeared. I found all three of them back
at their camp-fire!

As I approached, Yanubi Adur-Dan, the third one that I hadn't found,
attacked me so I did the same with her. She was able to remove her
shirt!

(The witch just north of them had previously removed her shirt for me,
so after admiring Topless, Bottomless and Clothed, I went back there
for another howdy-do.)

Doug

# ? Oct 19, 2022 03:21