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Jim reports on historical events: LOL! The President's motorcade was driving through Dealey Plaza... and his WHOLE HEAD exploded!! LOL!
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# ? May 13, 2024 20:35 |
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# ? May 18, 2024 14:58 |
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We should all aspire to be Jims one day
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# ? May 13, 2024 20:50 |
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jim sounds like that neighbor who always drops by when you’re busy wanting to talk about banal things because they got nothing else going on
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# ? May 14, 2024 05:22 |
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I read Jim in Brian Fellow's voice
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# ? May 14, 2024 05:58 |
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:I read Jim in Brian Fellow's voice I'm thinking more Brian Blessed, but whatever works for you.
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# ? May 14, 2024 06:05 |
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TABLE SCRAPS SANDY'S ALIVE?! Jim owns, I might be a grouchy miserable bastard but even I can see a positive shitposter a mile off.
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# ? May 15, 2024 15:37 |
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"Every morning I open palm slam a post into the Nextdoor app. It's the Avocado of Riddick and I dice my avocado alongside Jim Diesel." Jim's writing style just gives me those vibes. Never stop posting, Jim. _____! fucked around with this message at 16:48 on May 15, 2024 |
# ? May 15, 2024 16:46 |
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I replied to Jim's daily trailcam showing a cat so he'd know his posts are appreciated, and got a reply from someone else: Which is nothing out of the ordinary until I saw I had a private message as well: Thanks for the story
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# ? May 16, 2024 01:04 |
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This is too wholesome and fragile and I'm scared of goons touching the poop
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# ? May 16, 2024 01:14 |
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Luxrage posted:Thanks for the story Wait, so was her daughter also a cat with rare patterning? I got sorta confused by that story like two sentences in. I think her daughters dog spoke french and flies planes. So like Snoopy???
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# ? May 16, 2024 01:15 |
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Womp womp. Oh sure, I'll sign this contract from a door-to-door salesman.
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# ? May 16, 2024 01:15 |
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Lol who tf talks to door to door salesmen, let alone sign something.
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# ? May 16, 2024 02:16 |
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TotalLossBrain posted:Lol who tf talks to door to door salesmen, let alone sign something. Goons and their parents
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# ? May 16, 2024 02:18 |
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TotalLossBrain posted:Lol who tf talks to door to door salesmen i do. i say "don't be bringing a goddamn commercial to my front door. get lost"
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# ? May 16, 2024 02:33 |
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The last time I talked to a door to door salesman it was that Vault-Tec guy and it did not go over well
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# ? May 16, 2024 02:35 |
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Soul Dentist posted:This is too wholesome and fragile and I'm scared of goons touching the poop I want to be enthusiastic but I don't want anyone to think I'm gonna touch the poop and I don't want anyone else to touch the poop But I also think Jim should be put in charge of the forums, right now, no notes Teriyaki Hairpiece fucked around with this message at 16:12 on May 16, 2024 |
# ? May 16, 2024 02:47 |
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Table Scrap Sandy and Petroglyph are great cat names
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# ? May 16, 2024 03:26 |
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TK8325 posted:Table Scrap Sandy and Petroglyph are great cat names they really are amazing. i might crosspost these to the yospos cat thread when i find the time, if nobody beats me to it
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# ? May 16, 2024 08:47 |
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Petroglyph's markings include a ptero-glyph.
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# ? May 16, 2024 15:32 |
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My town has a real go getter running the parks department who is apparently really good at getting grants, so there's always a ton of improvement projects going on in all the parks, playground upgrades for accessabiity, creating greenways between parks, adding bathrooms, etc. They announce these things on Facebook and Nextdoor and WITHOUT FAIL the comments will be just an absolute avalanche of complaints about potholes.
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# ? May 16, 2024 17:17 |
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Are you in Pawnee, IN?
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# ? May 16, 2024 17:20 |
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:Are you in Pawnee, IN? Ron would be out there fixing them if so
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